Terrible names

[Lysander]

I'm a stickler for traditional names but recently I've come across some truly awful ones, such as Princess and Empress.

However, a child is being brought in this morning with the name Justin Bieber. I just can't believe someone would do that to a child.

Anyone got any more?

 

[Cosimo]

I thought that Romeo and Cruz Beckham were naff.

 

[antijoke]

Brought in?

Where do you work?

 

[Narj]

Pancakes McMaplesyrup

 

[Cosimo]

Kal-El Cage takes some beating.

 

[Theophany]

I like it when parents name their child after the circumstances of conception. Chardonnay, for example. Though I suppose it's better than Disabled Toilet.

 

[cHk4]

My name is Thor which most think is strange but I think it's epic.

 

[Edrof]

Just look at celebrity childrens' names for the worst of the bunch.

 

[Castiel]

Legio mihi nomen est, quia multi sumus.

 

[StriderX]

My name is Thor which most think is strange but I think it's epic.

Perfectly fine name, I wonder if someone is called Hades...

Aww man i want to be called Hades

 

[supergluechris]

A little boy in our village is called Bunny. Poor him

 

[Cosimo]

Legio mihi nomen est, quia multi sumus.

Stop showing off and spit it out in English.

 

[kiteloopy]

My name is Thor which most think is strange but I think it's epic.

Epic name.

 

[Cosimo]

Just look at celebrity childrens' names for the worst of the bunch.

You'll enjoy this list:

http://www.parentdish.com/2010/04/05/parentdishs-100-weirdest-celebrity-baby-names/

 

[Edrof]

Legio mihi nomen est, quia multi sumus.

Your name is legion but on Friday nights you dress up as a ballet dancer and call yourself Shirley?

Admittedly, my Latin is rusty.

 

[StriderX]

Latin is dead for a reason.

/burn

 

[Redz]

Legio mihi nomen est, quia multi sumus.

I should call you Legion because you have erectile dysfunction. Little rusty too.

 

[BDEE]

In a place I used to work I once dealt with something for a person with the name "Black God". I kid you not.

 

[Edrof]

No, no, I looked it up and it's definitely something to do with Castiel's days in the Navy.

 

[bignev72]

My name is Thor which most think is strange but I think it's epic.

Definitely epic