Looks like she has some funky hair going off there

As for the trousers, well......

Given we're now back on, and I don't have permission to post the bleary eyed picture, these will have to do
From the other evening:
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And one of my favourite ones from a while back:
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Gave her the option of joining up and getting her revenge but she thinks you're all weird.
Gave her the option of joining up and getting her revenge but she thinks you're all weird.
SHE'D BE RIGHT
One of mine from a trip to Portugal recently...
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Nice pics above, then notice username = lucy. So the story is... !
No-one more weird than our own superglue-munching, backwards-named, cute-chiminea-owning purveyor of superior wordage.
As much as you like to come across a bit scatty, you do seem to live the perfect life.
Watching roe-deer play in the garden whilst basking in the dull glow of your stove. Soup a-bubbling in the kitchen as you contemplate the next subject that will flow from the overflowing nib of your pen.
If you ever want to swap lives for a day, just give me the nod![]()
Will Self? Is that you?