Halloween shenanigans

Marky said:
I really couldn't care less about Halloween :p

It was fun when I was a child, but now it's just not interesting to me :p
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Exactly this. The wife and kids are being banished to a party somewhere later. I will be staying at home painting the bathroom (which is, as it goes, my own personal hell).
 
I'm not interested. I may buy a bucket of haribo though... just in case I want to be fat and eat them all.
 
Another forced photo just now.

Great fun!

Was being uploaded to Facebook so I refused to be involved. Apparently this makes me a miserable so and so. Maybe so. Just don't really fancy looking like a massive ****
 
I normally hang a bag outside the front door with a note attached telling them to 'help themselves'

But never actually put anything in the bag.:o
 
ThundyCat said:
I normally hang a bag outside the front door with a note attached telling them to 'help themselves'

But never actually put anything in the bag.:o
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I like this.

I usually just turn the lights off and sit upstairs on the PC with a massive bag of Haribo listening to my dog bark repeatedly.
 
I've never been a huge Halloween fan in general... but my attitudes to it have greatly improved now that I am out of the UK and not subject to numerous little scrotes knocking on our door and asking for stuff, then egging your house when you don't answer.

Big plus point is a few big halloween parties... its great to go out dressed up and some of the costumes the (numerous and very good looking) girls have over here are :eek::D
 
ThundyCat said:
I normally hang a bag outside the front door with a note attached telling them to 'help themselves'

But never actually put anything in the bag.:o
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Last year I gave the trick or treaters two full packs of Galaxy Celebrations :)

I found them under the bed a few months back while reorganizing my room, reckon they had been there since Xmas 2004 or so...
 
cant stand it, scrounging brats from up the road that you wont normally see for the rest of the year and barely a "thank you" from them.

this year the wife is taking me out for dinner after I suggested making sweets for the brats to have:

1) buy your self some farrero rocher, eat them but keep the wrappers
2) half cook brussel sprouts so that they hold shape but go to mush if bitten
3) dip in laxative chocolate and sprinkle in crushed nuts for the authentic look
4) once cool wrap up in the saved wrappers
5) hand out to those scavenging brats
 
Live near plenty of middle-aged people who's kids are the same age as me, consequently we get a total of 5 who all got mkaido sticks and oranges, much to the annoyance of parents who were very adamant their kids couldn't eat on the walk about.

Halloween was just a great excuse at uni to get drink and leer at women wearing nothing, that never got old but people getting angry and my choice of costumes did. Apparently the backwards man or making a robot suit out of boxes and tin foil isnt enough for some people...
 
The Grumpy Man's Haloween Thead (*** official ***)

No I'm not using my hard earned money to buy your little oiks confectionery. Especially if you interrupt me when I'm having my food!

Naff off!

:mad:


(no I didnt search)
 
The mrs asked me to pick up some mini Twix and milky button packs in case we get trick or treaters.

Something tells me she's going to turn all the lights off and hide in the living room watching TV, then keep them to herself :p
 
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