If you were a stripper what would the song you would strip to?

[craptakular]

If you were a stripper what would the song you would strip to?

I think I would choose cream by Prince.

I think the beat is great, it would certainly allow me to be suggestive and seductive, allowing me to slowly approach my lover from afar grinding against objects in the house, slowly but surely, in a playful way applying more cream to my appendage for the ultimate in striptease experiences.

What would your strip song be and why?

Please post a youtube video of it.

 

[Morba]

I'm too sexy, of course!

 

[Zefan]

I read the title and instantly thought "gotta be an [fng]magnolia thread".

Honestly I have no idea. That's all I wanted to say.

 

[Raymond Lin]

Admit it, you are contemplating a career change aren't you?

 

[Ascendancy]

Wat

 

[Bennie-Mac]

The theme from Dads Army, then I would whip out my manhood, and my pubes would be styled into a perfect Hitler 'tache

 

[Sleeve]

I read the title and instantly thought "gotta be an [fng]magnolia thread".

Haha, that is exactly what I did!

 

[craptakular]

I am thinking of getting lessons, it's supposed to be great exercise isn't it? It could really compliment my cycling.

 

[pingwing]

The theme from Dads Army, then I would whip out my manhood, and my pubes would be styled into a perfect Hitler 'tache

Defiantly this! Nothing could be more classy...

 

[lrlcr]

this:

 

[CosmicClown]

Revelation 22:20 - Puscifer.

Listen to it.

 

[McGray]

 

[UncleRuckus]

This would be my song, however I would only work at classy joints where they spit in your face and beat you.

 

[Monkey00]

This, mainly because I'm normally chasing my victim, while ripping mine and her clothes off.

 

[craptakular]

This would be my song, however I would only work at classy joints where they spit in your face and beat you.

Are you a northerner? I think this would be a good choice for northern people.

 

[Devrij]

For me:

For a woman stripping for me:

Sail, by AWOLNation

 

[UncleRuckus]

Are you a northerner? I think this would be a good choice for northern people.

How dare you sir, I'm from Devon!

 

[Mat]

The Littlest Hobo

 

[Mason-]

Boogie Nights.

 

[Thorper]