Too many Justins spoil my broth

[[FnG]magnolia]

If we're ignoring playground romances (and we should for legal reasons if nothing else) and we're just going to throw celebrity names around like we just don't care (and we should because why not?) then I love Mr Justin Timberlake, of course I do, he's an amazing man. I love him.

With all of my pee pee.

P. P.

But now let me paint a picture for you. Suddenly there's a new girl in town and they are 'dating'. Sure, that sounds ok on the surface but let's delve.

Oh, 'Jessica' is it? 'Miss Biel', 'Marriage'?

Ellen 'approved'?

Et tu, Ellen?

So maybe I have a new squeeze, a new JB and less of the JT.

So hair, so muscly, WOW, look American, very singing:

I feel like I'm being split down the middle.

 

['Wes]

Wtf?

 

[Shayper]

Veep.

Your sig is scarily similar to my reaction to this thread.

 

[estebanrey]

I agree

 

[antijoke]

Bieber is Canadian.

 

[malfunkshun]

I accidentally the whole post! and I still don't understand it!

 

[Amnesia]

How old is this bieber guy you keep making threads about

 

[antijoke]

Cheer up, sleepy Jean, oh what can it mean to a daydream Belieber

 

[sbi5ar]

WTF just happened...

I think you accidentally the whole forum yesterday...

 

[Sleeve]

Sometimes you make me laugh Magnolia, but the majority of the time you make me cringe. You seem to be running out of material. These kind of threads just scream "look at me, guys!"

Try harder.

 

[yer_averagejoe]

Sometimes I try to imagine what magnolia is like in real life. But then I remember he has a wife and a daughter and it makes me feel sorry for them

 

[sbi5ar]

Sometimes I try to imagine what magnolia is like in real life. But then I remember he has a wife and a daughter and it makes me feel sorry for them

Made me giggle

 

[Amnesia]

Sometimes I try to imagine what magnolia is like in real life. But then I remember he has a wife and a daughter and it makes me feel sorry for them

Maybe it's his daughter posting these Justin bieber threads....lets hope

 

[Cosimo]

Bieber haze all in my brain
Lately things just don't seem the same
Actin' funny, but I don't know why
'Scuse me while I kiss the sky


The Magnolia Experience.............

 

[Narj]

May I suggest Neil Patrick Harris as a new crush? He's awesome.

 

[Damnations Fury]

Drugs, gotta be drugs....

 

[atpbx]

Is this something to do with why a rat has an orgasm when it presses a button or something?

 

[4T5]

I have absolutely no idea what this thread is about.

 

[twist3d0n3]

you want a 3 way with beiber and trousersnake?

 

[Theophany]

I appreciate that humour may well go above my head, but this just seems to be the crazed ramblings of a deranged lunatic.

My understanding is that you'll now split your time jerking off to Justin Bieber as well as Justin Timberlake?