Minor Things That Bother You

People who somewhat lean on you on public transport.

When its busy and they gradually divert their weight to your arm and you have to slyly rip it out whilst giving them a dirty look.

Its hard to deal with.
 
People who pull out on you when driving and then have the cheek to make hand gestures when you honk your horn at them!

Or in the case of some guy this morning, people who sit in lane 2 of a dual carriageway when lane 1 is empty. As you approach in lane 1 (doing the speed limit), they decide to move over and slow down right in front of you. So you indicate and move out to pass and they flip you the bird :confused:

Amen or people doing 40 on the motorway yet speed up to 70 when you try to overtake....

Ok I'm outta here before I get annoyed :D
 
Squeezing the toothpaste tube from above half way when its full.... it just makes sense to squeeze from the bottom up!


Thats about it really...



Oh, and the toast always landing butter side down if you drop it. Always. No 50/50 like you'd think it should be.... always butter side down.
 
When you meet someone in a shopping center and the first thing they say to you is

"You Shopping then!"

NO I WAS ABDUCTED BY ALIENS AND RETURNED HERE!!
 
People who can't swim just fascinate me! I just can't picture how someone goes through life without being at least taught to swim as a kid. It just seems the oddest thing to never do.

Genuinely irritated by women who are clearly on their period, having a massive argument about something trivial, IN A DOOR WAY. Went to a service station to pick mum up from her lift back from France over the weekend and a woman (distinctly unattractive) seemed intent to have a huge rant about a man to her female friend in the only doorway out. Apparently asking her to move out of the way is cause for the anger to be dispersed to me for "making smart comments". One of those if I had my keyboard she would have known who's boss moments...

Women hinting about marriage because their friends and family are heading down that road. It's not big, its not clever and will not happen like that.
 
People who somewhat lean on you on public transport.

When its busy and they gradually divert their weight to your arm and you have to slyly rip it out whilst giving them a dirty look.

Its hard to deal with.

This!

And people that walk at a slow pace while I'm rushing to work!
 
Ice

Icy roads

It being too cold to be able to enjoy going out on my bike

and car drivers of course. :D
 
Those people that insist on having a full length conversation down an isle at Tesco, with their grotesque stench, outrageously overweight physiques and sweaty hands clamped firmly round a block of cheese. Literally end up swearing at people while shopping.

THOU SHALT NOT PASS.
 
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