Man, how is this for luck...

[iKettles]

Yes, I will buy you some nice crayons

 

[PhillyDee]

Yes, I will buy you some nice crayons

Make sure you buy food safe ones.

 

[danza]

Is english your 40 billionth language ?

Actual stifled LOL here.

 

[schumi84]

The end of the world situation has finally dawned on the OP and he has gone nuts. A joy to behold, looking forward already to the next instalment

 

[Thomss]

That was hard reading

 

[Steedie]

 

[JBod]

Here is my response:

 

[Biohazard]

Fandabbydosey.

 

[AHarvey]

I must be having your luck then.

in the last 2 weeks:

puchased an i5, received an i7
found £20 in an old wallet
won a raffle at work
been told i can finish for xmas after todays shift instead of waiting until Sunday

need to buy lotto tickets

 

[Kobi]

 

[agnes]

I went to take a dump this morning, but made a tea before hand. Whilst doing so, saw the new packet of bog roll on the side...

The world works in mysterious ways. My day could have started in a **** storm.

 

[*Rich*]

Just read this entire thread............ lol ...........that's all i have to say.

 

[One More Solo]

I must be having your luck then.

in the last 2 weeks:

been told i can finish for xmas after todays shift instead of waiting until Sunday

That's called the weekend.

 

[AHarvey]

That's called the weekend.

haha, no such thing in this job

 

[Perywinkle]

Here is my response:

If only I could like

 

[powelly]

English, do you speak it?

 

[bloodiedathame]

What planet are you from?

 

[Shmo]

I must be having your luck then.
...
need to buy lotto tickets

More like you better prepare yourself for bereavement, tragedy and/or unexpected injuries and illness. The universe demands balance.

 

[Voltar]

Lolwut??

Ok ill try: I had an amazing dinner but by odd bojanglings of fate/coincidence I have to go straight to the bog after to squit out £90 worth of top notch grub. *spooky*

 

[Pawnless Endgame]

mom....

mum....