Magnolia's sweet shop : a strategy game of confectionery

I have a jar of sherbert pips I'm looking to get rid of, but make no mistake they are knock off and are hot. I'm looking for a purely SW deal as I'm not interested in taking stock.
 
How much is your store insured for?

A random faulty electrical connection could just cause a fire ;) ;)

Shall I send someone over to "check up on your wiring"?

Split insurance monies 70:30 in my favour.
 
Hello Mr Sweet shop owner.

Do you have any Halal sweets?

I have browsed your shop but cannot find any, do you have any in the back?

Thank you
 
[FnG]magnolia;23432794 said:
I didn't even follow my own rules!



Are you a Sweetie Chartered Accountant (SCA), versed in matters of SW? I will pay top sweetie dollar for the right fit. I'll offer all Healthcare other than free dental.



I'm trying to branch out into icecreams and bringing some of those boys to my yard. I could probably share 5 FS for 10 seconds of icecream moombahcore.
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Given that your business is expanding, you would likely need some legal support. While I am not a qualified Sweetie lawyer, I have some experience with international trade law which will be invaluable when business is going global.

I will work for the above deal + an additional 18% of gross profit as well 40 sweeties (in a combination of kola kubes and flying saucers).
 
Huh?

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I have 10x units of jelly babies, im sending them to you as a gift purely because you are awesome and I hate to see small businesses suffer.

P.S One of the units of jelly babies may have been laced with a potent laxative... I don't know which one but im sure it will be fine.
 
I have a packet of vanilla ice cream flavour Chewits to trade.
Now, these are rare and clearly the yummiest of the sweets and they won't come cheap.
Please do not engage in this trade unless you intend to venture into the vintage/prestige market.

The Chewits will be provided as a packet, however, this packet should you choose, may be broken down into the individual sweets within (circa 10 sweets).
I will supply the packet to you for ten Kola Kubes per month for one year, payable on the 7th of each month via Western Union Sweet Transfer. If the Kubes are not received prior to 1200 hours on the 7th, well.... You'll see.

Offer's open, time is of the essence.
 
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Good afternoon Mr [FnG]magnolia sir,

I am Mr J-Frolollipop, an oompa loompa in the service of one Mr Willy Wonka.

Mr Wonka has asked me to pass to you this business proposal. Here in my suitcase I have 30 classic Wonka Bars to to give to you free of charge for you to sell at your own set rate. Should you find these bars zip off the shelf like there shall never be chocolate known to man again, then please do get in contact and we shall be happy to do business with you. Please note, that due to Mr Wonka being unable to produce Flying Saucers as all his staff are allergic to sherbet, Mr Wonka would like all payments for his confectionery in future to be in the currency of Flying Saucers. Mr Wonka feels that 4 Flying Saucers per Wonka Bar is a fair rate, but will be happy to negotiate depending on the volume required.
 
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