Things you would not say into the mirror five times?

[bsoltan]

Mancandy.

 

[Bromhead]

Why would you not say Candyman five times in front of a mirror? Just think of all the delicious candy! In fact, brb.

....and that's the last time anyone ever saw Belmit

 

[Monkeynut]

Don't say doing your wife...

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Four.

 

[MrMarvelous]

'Are you talkin' to me?'

 

[steve9098]

"Damn, you lookin' fine!"
After 2 or 3 self compliments they start to lose their worth.

 

[Swifty55]

Jimmy Savile.

 

[eggyoke]

Phillip Schofield

 

[Lunatic Dreyfus]

Hello Vulva.

 

[bitslice]

"I am a Tiger!!!"

 

[Cosimo]

eh ? I have absolutely no ideea what this thread is about

That makes at least two of us.

 

[Macro]

Magnolia seems to be on a bit of a run at the moment creating odd threads for no apparent reason (new MoH decision time coming... coincidence? Only you can decide... ).

 

[godinman]

"I see pride, I see power, I see a bad ass mother who don't take no crap from nobody!"

It makes me too manly.

 

[Craig1981]

FAAAAAAAAT!

 

[Narj]

Mary Wolf!

I think that was the name that everyone used to mention at School.

 

[Ceryndrion]

Unfortunately, I'm not that impressionable that I believe such supernatural folklore

 

[Cosimo]

Don't speak to mirrors or think about speaking to them.

 

[4T5]

"You looking at me"

"Well I'm the only one here"

 

[ArchAnGeL]

Purple aki

Brilliant

 

[stufflol]

"Jimmy Savill"