New Year's Eve!

Nothing doing. No word from mates.
Going to be home on my own again. Gonna have some food and a cup of tea shortly and most likely something to help me sleep later tonight.
 
On my own tonight. Missus working. Always think I'm missing out on something when I stay in on me tod on new year's eve.

Bit depressing that everything on the tv and radio is pre-recorded too.
 
I'm sat here, first year of marriage. 30 years old and the wife has cooked a posh 'meal' with posh wine etc etc.

All I ACTUALLY want to do is get drunk and laugh. Apparently I need to make conversation and do things befitting my age.

At thirty, I do not feel anywhere near the age where I should be asleep by ten having enjoyed two glasses of wine. Not happy.
 
fastwunz said:
I'm sat here, first year of marriage. 30 years old and the wife has cooked a posh 'meal' with posh wine etc etc.

All I ACTUALLY want to do is get drunk and laugh. Apparently I need to make conversation and do things befitting my age.

At thirty, I do not feel anywhere near the age where I should be asleep by ten having enjoyed two glasses of wine. Not happy.
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You're lucky. Would love to have a missus with me. Whilst the fireworks are going on outside you get to make her see fireworks with your +69 Staff of Penetration.
 
dante6491 said:
You're lucky. Would love to have a missus with me. Whilst the fireworks are going on outside you get to make her see fireworks with your +69 Staff of Penetration.
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Ha!! The worst thing is that because she spent so much on the booze, she is now in control of it. Therefore, I keep getting half glasses of white wine. Granted there is some champagne in a bit still, this feels waaaaay too grown up for me.

It's frustrating- she is also a lawyer so any shenanigans and I'm out the door.
 
Door locked ... phone unplugged ... lights out and thrashing Lego Lord of The Rings whilst tucking into a ham at will yum yum yum.

If anyone dares to come within 6 foot of my door tonight they will get a cauldron of boiling oil tipped from the first floor or any other unpleasant substance that would cause them anguish

Happy New Year People
 
ToxicTBag said:
Door locked ... phone unplugged ... lights out and thrashing Lego Lord of The Rings whilst tucking into a ham at will yum yum yum.

If anyone dares to come within 6 foot of my door tonight they will get a cauldron of boiling oil tipped from the first floor or any other unpleasant substance that would cause them anguish

Happy New Year People
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Drinking?
 
You have a red Artex wall and a green baize carpet?

Just saying. Never mind - you also have a bin of booze. Some you win.
 
2bit said:
You have a red Artex wall and a green baize carpet?

Just saying. Never mind - you also have a bin of booze. Some you win.
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Guilty as charged M'lud - bad taste rules in the mancave red emulsioned walls though it is an anti static mat on a worktop ..... you so close :)
 
I'm off to a party at the Swedish Embassy in a few mins, bonus is it's a 5 minute walk from my flat! got my fingers crossed it's full of stunning blonde girls :D
 
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