Which celebrity would you not dress up as?

[FnG]magnolia · 8 Jan 2013 at 10:03

Let's imagine you're a celebrity and you go to a club where the fortunate hang out. You mingle, perhaps bored, looking for something else, something different and you meet someone and

- I need you to dress up for me. Can you do that?
- I ... I don't know know. Jesus, man, what is this!
- I need you to dress up as [x].
- [x]? No way. NO WAY.
- I don't think you have a choice. I don't have any money but I don't need your money either. She's in the boot and I can make a call and then she's gone. Do you want to reconsider? I need you to dress up.
- [x]? I can't dress up as them. I just can't! I mean. No, I can't.
- "Eagle didn't land."
- What does that mean? What the **** does THAT mean? No! You'd better not harm her, you

Which celebrity would you not dress up as?

antijoke · 8 Jan 2013 at 10:04

Jimmy Saville.

Cosimo · 8 Jan 2013 at 10:05

Gary Glitter

Jono8 · 8 Jan 2013 at 10:05

I am not sure i understand. Is it me who has the girl kidnapped in the back of my car?

scorza · 8 Jan 2013 at 10:06

Usain Bolt

[FnG]magnolia · 8 Jan 2013 at 10:06

Jono8 said:
I am not sure i understand. Is it me who has the girl kidnapped in the back of my car?

No, the request is being made of you.

bledd · 8 Jan 2013 at 10:09

Borat in his green mankini, no chance

Jono8 · 8 Jan 2013 at 10:10

[FnG]magnolia;23514997 said:
No, the request is being made of you.

I see, thank you for clearing that up.

I would dress up as any celebrity then if it means saving that poor girls life.

DoneADougalOnSofa · 8 Jan 2013 at 10:11

The prophet Muhammad.

schumi84 · 8 Jan 2013 at 10:11

Justin Timberlake, because I just don't like the guy.

DoneADougalOnSofa · 8 Jan 2013 at 10:12

Not exactly a 'celebrity', as such, but probably not a wise choice of muse...

BoonMonkey · 8 Jan 2013 at 10:12

schumi84 said:
Justin Timberlake, because I just don't like the guy.

Oh no you didn't!

antijoke · 8 Jan 2013 at 10:13

Justin Bieber.

Egon · 8 Jan 2013 at 10:14

Strange thread is just strange!

Mrs Seabiscuit · 8 Jan 2013 at 10:14

Darth Vader!

Mrs Seabiscuit · 8 Jan 2013 at 10:15

Egon said:
Strange thread is just strange!

Exactly what you expect from our Magnolia.

King Damager · 8 Jan 2013 at 10:24

schumi84 said:
Justin Timberlake, because I just don't like the guy.

Damn, I wanted to go with this one

kd

GhostlyPea · 8 Jan 2013 at 10:26

Amy Winehouse. I don't like coffins or mascara

- GP

Gilly · 8 Jan 2013 at 10:27

I would dress up as ANYONE

randomshenans · 8 Jan 2013 at 10:31

Gilly said:
I would dress up as ANYONE

I'm with Gilly. I have no shame.