Best wind up line before you die?

gillywibble · 19 Jan 2013 at 11:01

"It's real, the fires are real, sweet Jesus, I'm so sorry!"

What about you?

Narj · 19 Jan 2013 at 11:03

"Oh my god, it's full of stars"

doofer · 19 Jan 2013 at 11:05

POISON! it...w...w...was...gillywibble...OcUK..Foru...hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng.

Skillmister · 19 Jan 2013 at 11:07

"We're not alone" - Neil Armstrong Aug 25 2012

4T5 · 19 Jan 2013 at 11:09

That cash I stashed is in the .......................

Castiel · 19 Jan 2013 at 11:10

Seriously!!!...you need photo ID!!!?

Kenai · 19 Jan 2013 at 11:12

36°23'24.9"N 048°46'45.9"W

HecFam · 19 Jan 2013 at 11:17

Please let out the 4 teenage girls i locked in my.....

Soundood · 19 Jan 2013 at 11:25

Holy Mother of God, Its.............

Theophany · 19 Jan 2013 at 11:35

Boxing stance.

amidoinitrite?

MrKeeno · 19 Jan 2013 at 11:41

Im not really your dad, lol sorry. Then die.

illuz · 19 Jan 2013 at 11:52

OMG HE'S BLA....

estebanrey · 19 Jan 2013 at 11:53

Tell my victims I'm sorry....

Hades · 19 Jan 2013 at 12:00

"Cant believe I won the lottery just as I die. Tell the rest of the family that I hid the ticket in the..................."

Blackjack Davy · 19 Jan 2013 at 12:05

"Windows 8 is microsoft's worst OS ever"

wait for the screaming to start...

FlamBango · 19 Jan 2013 at 12:48

"nurse, jiggle them in my face as i go!"

panyan · 19 Jan 2013 at 12:51

4T5 said:
That cash I stashed is in the .......................

+1

UncleRuckus · 19 Jan 2013 at 12:55

Quick pull my finger *fart, die*

arctine · 19 Jan 2013 at 12:57

My one regret is not getting a Mac mini.

Sash · 19 Jan 2013 at 13:01

I want to be stuffed by a Taxidermist and kept in the livingroom.