The Banter Thread

[Stewy]

hahaha amazing.

 

[Pighardia]

Whoa....

Brilliant!

 

[doodah]

 

[One More Solo]

I like that AVB wears his heart on his sleeve, let's see if he still celebrates like that in his 70s though.

 

[Stewy]

AVB is such a beautiful man.

 

[One More Solo]

AVB is such a beautiful man.

I like how he has the beard to give him an air of authority then accessorises it with the gay beaded wristband and, as I mentioned the other week, the dodgy sixth former black t-shirt under white shirt combo.

He just looks like that kid in school that hit puberty before everyone else.

 

[drunkenmaster]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...layers-pay-breaking-Arsene-Wengers-rules.html

Arsenal rules and fines at their training ground.

So wheres the fine for playing like inept monkeys on match day??

I think the best joke I read was along the lines of, if its £250 for being late to training, wtf is the fine for showing up 45 mins late to the Chelsea game

I dunno, its probably a non story as I'm under the impression lots of teams have fines for various things, but its so arbitrary and stupid, maybe its just me who thinks the fines for various stupid things makes it come across as treating them like kids and if you treat people like kids, you get people failing to take responsibility. Maybe the fines and rules aren't as bad as other clubs, maybe they are worse. seems like a rather stupid thing when players up to what, 40 years old, are getting fines for stupid stuff.

 

[Yas786]

wtf is the fine for showing up 45 mins late to the Chelsea game .

A place in the first 11 probably.

Its pretty much a non story really, just posted it for a laugh as when i read it, it made me laugh.

There really should be a fine for playing like idiots though, the fine for that is most probably a longer contract with pretty decent wages per week

 

[One More Solo]

The fine system is just a bit of a laugh, most football clubs have some sort of system like that. It's not a serious disciplinary system.

 

[Tom84]

 

[Robbo]

Full version is here Tom: http://www1.skysports.com/football/...ed-Manchester-United-at-right-stage-of-career

 

[No1newts]

Stan Collymore owned. Listen from 1.30,

Lol

Hate Collymore and someone piercing the ***** ego is always a great thing!

 

[Cosimo]

Old but still good

 

[Gooner Leroy]

Old but still good

Must be old, they're inferring that Arsenal are challenging United for the title

 

[Purdy]

lmao@collymore

tom u love ur little orange face glasses things, its like some peoples obsession with rollyeyes

 

[Cosimo]

Tickets for UEFA Women's Champions League final, to be played on Thursday 23 May at Stamford Bridge, are now on sale.

http://purchase.tickets.com/buy/TicketPurchase?agency=CHELSEA_WCL&organ_val=41269&schedule=list

 

[One More Solo]

That's good, a home game for Torres.

 

[Cosimo]

The Brazil squad for the friendly against England on 6th February at Wembley:

Julio Cesar (QPR) , Diego Alves (Valencia); Daniel Alves, Adriano (both Barcelona), David Luiz (Chelsea),
Dante (Bayern Munich), Leandro Castan (Roma), Miranda, Filipe Luis (both Atletico Madrid); Ramires (Chelsea),
Arouca (Santos), Paulinho (Corinthians), Hernanes (Lazio), Oscar (Chelsea), Ronaldinho (Atletico Mineiro),
Lucas Moura (Paris St Germain); Hulk (Zenit St Petersburg), Neymar (Santos), Fred (Fluminense), Luis Fabiano (Sao Paulo)​

 

[Tom84]

No Rafael is a surprise

 

[One More Solo]

I'm not disappointed but he probably is.