So I just used the expression "It's only cos I want to smash your pasty"...

[Roalith]

... to my fiancee.

She wasn't happy

 

[Russinating]

Cool story bro!

 

[omnomnom]

She was delighted when I said it...

 

[BigRazer93]

Did she go into boxing stance?

 

[sigma]

+10 Internet points!

 

[Roalith]

It got a giggle. I've been complimenting her on and off all evening waiting for this pay off. I finally went for a "You're so pretty!", which got her asking why I'd been so nice to her all evening

 

[BigRazer93]

It got a giggle. I've been complimenting her on and off all evening waiting for this pay off. I finally went for a "You're so pretty!", which got her asking why I'd been so nice to her all evening

Worst "I ain't foreveralone" thread ever.

On topic, did you get a payout for all your hard work?

 

[Roalith]

Worst "I ain't foreveralone" thread ever.

On topic, did you get a payout for all your hard work?

Will report back in morning!

 

[UncleRuckus]

She was delighted when I said it...

Yeah me too! She mentioned something about her fella having a maggot; I wasn't really paying attention.

 

[Voltar]

lol cool story.

Question is whether you are going to get laid tonight or not.

 

[sigma]

Will report back in morning!

With pics?

 

[BigRazer93]

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Edrof]

So what you're trying to tell us is that you have an engagement ring on your right hand?

 

[ianh]

Hovis in the sextape or it didn't happen!

 

[Diagro]

So what you're trying to tell us is that you have an engagement ring on your right hand?

Its the left mate

 

[Lethagized]

People still say this?

 

[Jonny ///M]

Fud

 

[Roalith]

Pasty appropriately smashed!

 

[Mobius 1]

People still say this?

+1

 

[Edrof]

Its the left mate

Er, how do you know?!