How we make money fast!

MaxP779 · 5 Feb 2013 at 22:18

We set up...

http://gigabiting.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/lemonade-stand.jpg

A lemonade stand! With the money made from the first lemonade stand we set up....

http://stacyloliver.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/lemonade_stand.jpeg

Another lemonade stand!

Eventually this dynamic will continue until every street is lined with ****ing lemonade stands, we will control lemons and ade and lemonade and all points in between and become very powerful people!

Whos with me?

rubberduck · 5 Feb 2013 at 22:21

Biohazard · 5 Feb 2013 at 22:24

Drug dealing would be a quicker method?

Alas, I don't think you're going to get too many serious recruits into your lemonade world dominations plan..

/off to watch pinky & the brain

Edrof · 5 Feb 2013 at 22:24

Glaswegians use cents? Also, how do you **** lemonade?

MaxP779 · 5 Feb 2013 at 22:24

Pfft, you guy's brains just cant compute complex plans like mine can, it'll work!

MaxP779 · 5 Feb 2013 at 22:25

Edrof said:
Glaswegians use cents? Also, how do you **** lemonade?

We also accept bottle caps, shells and stone of jordan rings.

cm1179 · 5 Feb 2013 at 22:26

you may make a little more stood on a corner, OP.

Doohickey · 5 Feb 2013 at 22:28

ignore!

Edrof · 5 Feb 2013 at 22:29

MaxP779 said:
We also accept bottle caps, shells and stone of jordan rings.

I'm in. Fifty percent in exchange for 10K.

Theophany · 5 Feb 2013 at 22:30

I'd rather start with a red paperclip.

nath247 · 5 Feb 2013 at 22:33

Get a job?

Pestilence · 5 Feb 2013 at 22:34

Yeah, lemonade; Mmm, sweet lemonade.

Kosmiche · 5 Feb 2013 at 22:35

I'd rather drink 7 up, your home made rubbish is probably sickly sweet and will make me do a duck face.

J-FRO · 5 Feb 2013 at 22:36

If I invest in the start up stand, say 25% of the start up costs, can we roll that out as a 25% stake in the whole venture?

£2.50 should be good right?

Monkeynut · 5 Feb 2013 at 22:41

If life gives you lemons... Plant them and become a schweppes partner.

ShaolinDreams · 5 Feb 2013 at 23:16

Interesting pitch but where are the annual projected figures? i see you haven't prepared yourself properly and for that reason i'm out.

Suarez7 · 5 Feb 2013 at 23:20

What happened to GD today?

Biohazard · 5 Feb 2013 at 23:21

ACEOWNER said:
What happened to GD today?

Solvent abuse.

blade007 · 5 Feb 2013 at 23:26

Theophany said:
I'd rather start with a red paperclip.

I get the reference, it was that guy that kept trading up?

Secret_Window · 5 Feb 2013 at 23:28

why just why