Fit friends of the missus, how do you cope?

Horse Pop · 6 Feb 2013 at 12:32

It's p simple.

Just diddle the missus extra hard later.

She'll appreciate it, you won't have to feel guilty for leching at her friends and it will take her mind off wondering why you were drooling and hyperventilating earlier.

Captain · 6 Feb 2013 at 12:33

How's your misses gonna feel if she ever sees this thread??

mattyg · 6 Feb 2013 at 12:34

Op is now off regretting starting this thread

LOAM · 6 Feb 2013 at 12:35

Theophany said:
That carpet is dreadful.

I cant see her carpet :confused:

Name · 6 Feb 2013 at 12:41

oh my god, perving on pregnant friends of the missus!

I did suggest pics, but looking at the one you took, i regret it now. At least show us the face, no wait, dont, we know what happened in the 'Stolen Phone' thread xP

*edit, lol Trix

Mr-White · 6 Feb 2013 at 12:44

Fingers crossed the g/f doesn't find this thread lol

MW

Nanoman · 6 Feb 2013 at 12:44

OP description does not match.

pingwing · 6 Feb 2013 at 12:44

Pictures of the GF so we can compare!

greywolf · 6 Feb 2013 at 12:46

I wonder if her bf/husband is a member on here...

krooton · 6 Feb 2013 at 12:50

Legs are a bit too chunky for me

That said, my gf does have 2 stonkingly hot friends.

Cosimo · 6 Feb 2013 at 12:52

Theophany said:
That carpet is dreadful.

It does clash with those things on her legs.

Hank_Marvin · 6 Feb 2013 at 12:57

Keep the good work up, give her more drinks n snacks.

ChroniC · 6 Feb 2013 at 12:58

Boobs resting on a belly is not a distraction for me. :/ Might be different if she stood up I suppose.

Edrof · 6 Feb 2013 at 12:58

^She is preggers, apparently.

schumi84 · 6 Feb 2013 at 13:00

The first picture made her look like a size 14/16 however the 2nd one points to her being more of a 12 I reckon.

Probably would but for 2 problems

1. I'm married
2. Don't know about face and as such could look like the back of a bus.

Sash · 6 Feb 2013 at 13:00

LOAM said:
Look at the bloom, is this a DICE game ?

instantostrich.com

pingwing said:
Pictures of the GF so we can compare!

Yes!

Sash · 6 Feb 2013 at 13:01

double post

Yas786 · 6 Feb 2013 at 13:04

LOL cant tell much from the pics so far posted but imho she doesnt look all that hot.

Thankfully for me, my missus has some dog ugly friends so i dont have that problem that the OP has

.

Ooops i lied, my missus does have a friend who looks a bit like Kim Kardashian, personally face wise she does but body wise not so much..shes a heffer by all intents and purposes

...size 18+ but i suppose her hubby is happy enough with her. Saying that though, looking at the most recent pics of KK, shes pretty much a heffer herself

ChroniC · 6 Feb 2013 at 13:09

Edrof said:
^She is preggers, apparently.

Ahhh ok!! My bad. Although in fairness that would do the same thing.

Can't stand babies.

MikeTheNative · 6 Feb 2013 at 13:11

I see that OCUK forums are keeping it classy.