Fit friends of the missus, how do you cope?

harshuk · 6 Feb 2013 at 13:15

Your camera skills are improving.

Now to get that killer pic!

TommyV · 6 Feb 2013 at 13:17

Third times a charn OP..

smelly_legend · 6 Feb 2013 at 13:20

spank one off in the loo and be done with it. Talk about trolling the pervs!

Morba · 6 Feb 2013 at 13:21

MikeTheNative said:
I see that OCUK forums are keeping it classy.

It comes from watching crap like "The Valleys" I'd guess....

Cosimo · 6 Feb 2013 at 13:26

smelly_legend · 6 Feb 2013 at 13:31

needs moar boxing stance

gillywibble · 6 Feb 2013 at 13:34

Haha, awesome thread.

OP starts with a 'she's gorgeous' gambit and then posts a minger

Trolololol

antijoke · 6 Feb 2013 at 13:39

Slowly closing in.

So you're in Warwickshire. I'm guessing by the carpet it's Nuneaton.

Jono8 · 6 Feb 2013 at 13:40

anticonscience said:
Slowly closing in.

on what?

antijoke · 6 Feb 2013 at 13:41

Jono8 said:
on what?

On him posting a decent picture.

LordSplodge · 6 Feb 2013 at 13:41

Theophany said:
That carpet is dreadful.

...and the sofa and the table. Non of those are as bad as the clothes that woman is wearing. Did she fall into a Charity Shop skip?

She looks fine, figure wise, to me but she could have a face of crimewatch'

Anyway, OP, you are married. Bone the wife and forget about the woman in the picture.

PiKe · 6 Feb 2013 at 13:41

Op hasn't posted for a while, maybe his other half threw him out?

Shayper · 6 Feb 2013 at 13:43

gillywibble said:
Haha, awesome thread.

OP starts with a 'she's gorgeous' gambit and then posts a minger

Trolololol

Minger? LOL.

Op, you dirty perv

Solid 8/10 without judging the face. As she's pregnant, 6/10.

antijoke · 6 Feb 2013 at 13:44

PiKe said:
Op hasn't posted for a while, maybe his other half threw him out?

Or maybe he got a bit......or he's scooted off to the toilet to blow off some steam.

LordSplodge · 6 Feb 2013 at 13:45

Shayper said:
Minger? LOL.

This is OCUK, where nobody has a GF that is like 'the girl next door' - they all date supermodels!

Nimdok · 6 Feb 2013 at 13:52

OP was probably caught pitching a tent and has been appropriately "disciplined".

smelly_legend · 6 Feb 2013 at 13:54

he's away for a 3some

cjgardens · 6 Feb 2013 at 13:54

LordSplodge said:
...and the sofa and the table. Non of those are as bad as the clothes that woman is wearing. Did she fall into a Charity Shop skip?

She looks fine, figure wise, to me but she could have a face of crimewatch'

Anyway, OP, you are married. Bone the wife and forget about the woman in the picture.

Did make me lol the bit about the charity shop skip

Shayper · 6 Feb 2013 at 13:54

LordSplodge said:
This is OCUK, where nobody has a GF that is like 'the girl next door' - they all date supermodels!

Dammit yeah I forgot

smelly_legend · 6 Feb 2013 at 13:59

I don't even need to see her face and i know I would stuff my face in her beef curtains