Fit friends of the missus, how do you cope?

phil675 · 6 Feb 2013 at 14:24

I didn't want to post a face pic, she's pretty popular as you might imagine.

LordSplodge · 6 Feb 2013 at 14:25

krooton said:
Rating scales certainly seem to be subjective!

The face the ultimate decider, but based on the body alone, no where near an 8 imo. Basically, she has bigger boobs due to being pregnant, and like many men the OP is transfixed on boob size above all else.

Of course they are subjective; one man's poison is another elixir and all that. She doesn't have bad legs neither but boobs are king. Boobs are king.

Well mostly, there are those men who like waifs.

233 · 6 Feb 2013 at 14:25

PiKe said:
As if the members of OcUK have standards. ^

It's got a pulse, quick to the fapcopter.

you git, I've just spilt my tea

PiKe · 6 Feb 2013 at 14:25

phil675 said:
I didn't want to post a face pic, she's pretty popular as you might imagine.

Ah so you're not saying you haven't got a face pic...

Cosimo · 6 Feb 2013 at 14:25

phil675 said:
My mate came round, her mate just left, we've been discussing the funbags.

So have we but alas the lack of further pics is not helping.

LordSplodge · 6 Feb 2013 at 14:26

phil675 said:
I didn't want to post a face pic, she's pretty popular as you might imagine.

Well she sure isn't going to be popular with those who follow fashion, is she?

Edrof · 6 Feb 2013 at 14:29

More portraits by phil675:

PiKe · 6 Feb 2013 at 14:31

At least with half the face we could do some photoshop trickery and see what she looks like.

See?

robgmun · 6 Feb 2013 at 14:32

Edrof said:
More portraits by phil675:

I proper LOL'd

gillywibble · 6 Feb 2013 at 14:32

Well played Edrof

Mat · 6 Feb 2013 at 14:33

How come neither you, your OH, her friend or yours are out at work, hmmm?

UncleRuckus · 6 Feb 2013 at 14:34

I've gotta say I do like women with a bit of chunk to them, especially if they are wearing long Johns!

Armageus · 6 Feb 2013 at 14:35

LordSplodge said:
Well she sure isn't going to be popular with those who follow fashion, is she?

to be fair they are apparently "in" - my wife bought a pair a few weeks back and I asked her about them... they are like wool effect stretchy leggings - so cling nicely to the backside as i'm sure OP could acknowledge

arc@css · 6 Feb 2013 at 14:36

At least ask her to get one bap ooot.

The__Malteser · 6 Feb 2013 at 14:39

After she delivers the baby, tell her to come over. She must need to do some breast feeding

anything I don't mind · 6 Feb 2013 at 14:41

Needs to start dropping hints about having an open relationship and throw in her friends name.

Egon · 6 Feb 2013 at 14:41

threadDelivery == true

harshuk · 6 Feb 2013 at 14:41

He's deffo having a 3 way.

DW chaps I'm sure he will share link of video afterwards

Saying that going by his 'camera skills' he would have recorded it with his front facing camera and all you will see is the bedside cabinet

Kimi · 6 Feb 2013 at 14:44

Wouldn't even think about cheating

Devrij · 6 Feb 2013 at 15:05

Kimi said:
Wouldn't even think about cheating

You won't stuff your face in her beef curtains?