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[FnG]magnolia

[FnG]magnolia

[FnG]magnolia

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Do you think she's going to leave you?

Do you think it's likely that it'll fizzle out when she realises that you're not really a level 85 Hunter and all that fancy talk about your tiers was just stuff you copied off the internet?

Do you think it's time to move on from your 2D girls (oh anime!) and try out some real, 3D ones?

Has she heavily hinted that you'd better buy an amazing gift or you're in big trouble?

Do you worry that your LDR doesn't seem to be going anywhere and who is this Simon guy she keeps talking about anyway?


Well dreadfuls, fear not! GD is here to help you through this trying time and whilst it's likely that you are the antithesis of Jay Z's popular ditty and you do in fact have 99 problems and they are all to do with women, share a load with us and let us help.

We won't promise to be wiser or older, just better than you in every way as well as being wiser and older.

So ask away! Give it your best shot.

We're probably here to help.
 
Yayyyy. Another relationship advice thread. How original that you've painted over it and called it "Valentines advice", as if all these problems are only experienced one day of the year... haha
 
[FnG]magnolia;23751543 said:
Do you think she's going to leave you?

Do you think it's likely that it'll fizzle out when she realises that you're not really a level 85 Hunter and all that fancy talk about your tiers was just stuff you copied off the internet?

Do you think it's time to move on from your 2D girls (oh anime!) and try out some real, 3D ones?

Has she heavily hinted that you'd better buy an amazing gift or you're in big trouble?

Do you worry that your LDR doesn't seem to be going anywhere and who is this Simon guy she keeps talking about anyway?


Well dreadfuls, fear not! GD is here to help you through this trying time and whilst it's likely that you are the antithesis of Jay Z's popular ditty and you do in fact have 99 problems and they are all to do with women, share a load with us and let us help.

We won't promise to be wiser or older, just better than you in every way as well as being wiser and older.

So ask away! Give it your best shot.

We're probably here to help.
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I quoted my favourite line.
 
[FnG]magnolia;23751543 said:
Do you think she's going to leave you?

Do you think it's likely that it'll fizzle out when she realises that you're not really a level 85 Hunter and all that fancy talk about your tiers was just stuff you copied off the internet?

Do you think it's time to move on from your 2D girls (oh anime!) and try out some real, 3D ones?

Has she heavily hinted that you'd better buy an amazing gift or you're in big trouble?

Do you worry that your LDR doesn't seem to be going anywhere and who is this Simon guy she keeps talking about anyway?


Well dreadfuls, fear not! GD is here to help you through this trying time and whilst it's likely that you are the antithesis of Jay Z's popular ditty and you do in fact have 99 problems and they are all to do with women, share a load with us and let us help.

We won't promise to be wiser or older, just better than you in every way as well as being wiser and older.

So ask away! Give it your best shot.

We're probably here to help.
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I bolded my favourite line.
 
Efour2 said:
err phone a florist and say "send flowers here please to miss X":confused::confused::confused:
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... and as you are doing it by phone how are you going to pay without giving your name with your card details? The florist now knows who you are and could give that information up.

Go in to the shop (wearing a disguise of [FnG]magnolia of course in case of CCTV) and pay by cash ;)
 
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