Internet Dating.....Who Has Done it?!

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Have you guys realised how fun it is sending out ridiculous messages?

Girls Profile: Singing teacher! Love banter, sleep and Harry Potter!! I like any kind of music - Iron Maiden obsessed... Little bit crazy, love going out with the girls :) food is life - buy me a double cheeseburger and I'll love you forever!!! Hoping to go travelling at some point! Charity work etc! Dead cute I know..... Love Australia! Would move there NOW. Want a motorbike. Bit of a tit really, don't care what people think. No, I don't want a picture of your willy and 'u Iz bang tidy' is not a compliment....

My message: An Iron Maiden obsessed singing teacher is a new one to me, but since u iz bang tidy I will let it slide...

I also want a motorbike and I'm also a bit of a tit...which is why I don't have a motorbike.

Wondering what kind of relationship we could have if I bought you a TRIPLE cheeseburger...

...also wondering if they make triple cheeseburgers.


I've actually started having some success with these messages too...bizarre.
 
Skillmister said:
Yes they are fun. And they seem to "work" better on intelligent girls, getting a 'wat?!? i dun understand!' makes it easier to weed out the idiots :D
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I had a conversation that went like this once:

Her: HI HOW R U?
Me: can I have a date if I correctly guess what tube line you're on in your last pic (last pic was of her on a Victoria line train, I know this because I am sad)
Her: hi sorry don't understand
Me: *I repeat the first message in idiot proof form*
Her: wot I'm lost?
Me: never mind.

Fun and random messages can spark off an interesting conversation, unless you message a girl that has undergone a frontal lobotomy.
 
Holliday said:
Hobbies: going out drinkin 'avin a laugh with me mates, yolo!
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Just goes to show the quality and caliber of a LOT of women on there... The sad thing is that it's the better looking ones that are like this and write rubbish profiles.

Is it because of the following reasons:

- Can't be bothered as no one reads the profile and looks at pictures
- Can't be bothered because I am too retarded to write something decent
- If they write something then they run out of conversation quickly because their lives revolve around drinking and living for the weekend....YOLO!!
- They are not serious about the dating site and looking, but just seeing what is out there
 
Gamefreak501 said:
Hmm..from all the long conversations I've had with girls on line, I tend to talk about, travel/holidays, festivals, music, bands, work, career prospects, future plans, hobbies and interests.

In real life situations..when I've been in a movie, I might make the odd remark that I find funny during the film and then talk about the film when it's finished.

Though once you start to get to know someone the conversation becomes more natural..the jokes become more natural and it all rolls of the tongue.

I don't know if this will help but I'm active and into travelling and music so this helps with conversation.
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Cheers !
 
Flipt said:
Just goes to show the quality and caliber of a LOT of women on there... The sad thing is that it's the better looking ones that are like this and write rubbish profiles.

Is it because of the following reasons:

- Can't be bothered as no one reads the profile and looks at pictures
- Can't be bothered because I am too retarded to write something decent
- If they write something then they run out of conversation quickly because their lives revolve around drinking and living for the weekend....YOLO!!
- They are not serious about the dating site and looking, but just seeing what is out there
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Some do read the profiles properly, the few messages I received had a couple of selective bits picked out and mentioned. I think the ones that do what you've mentioned though are generally the ones who borderline on cba and arrogance in the most part, the "why should I write some things in detail if the guy reading them probably won't be good enough for me anyway, let them ask instead...", usually have short attention spans and/or won't be able to keep a decent conversation alive.

There are intelligent and still fairly pretty women out there though, even if the probability of finding them is low. This much I've gathered in little time.

Your last point is me I guess, nothing serious, just looking, but that doesn't mean some some decent effort isn't being put put in to see how things go :p
 
Very much fun. Been doing that on my OkCupid account I'm not using anymore.

Been saying something along the lines of;

You look beautiful. I've always been attracted to transsexuals and I must say you're one of the finest trannies I've seen on here. I can safely say you almost fooled me into thinking you're a girl! Hope it's not too personal a question to ask whether you're pre or post-op. Actually, don't tell me, I want to find out for myself!

Looking forward to your reply!

I've had women raging at me :D
 
regulus said:
Very much fun. Been doing that on my OkCupid account I'm not using anymore.

Been saying something along the lines of;

You look beautiful. I've always been attracted to transsexuals and I must say you're one of the finest trannies I've seen on here. I can safely say you almost fooled me into thinking you're a girl! Hope it's not too personal a question to ask whether you're pre or post-op. Actually, don't tell me, I want to find out for myself!

Looking forward to your reply!

I've had women raging at me :D
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lol I think the difference is we're actually trying to get positive responses
 
regulus said:
Very much fun. Been doing that on my OkCupid account I'm not using anymore.

Been saying something along the lines of;

You look beautiful. I've always been attracted to transsexuals and I must say you're one of the finest trannies I've seen on here. I can safely say you almost fooled me into thinking you're a girl! Hope it's not too personal a question to ask whether you're pre or post-op. Actually, don't tell me, I want to find out for myself!

Looking forward to your reply!

I've had women raging at me :D
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Hope you work your issues out soon. ;)
 
Just sent these 3 out:


1. Hey,

Do you have any more expressions apart from the duck face? I'm sure you can smile? :D

2. Hey,

That's not your real hair in those photos surely? You know what they say about women with hair extensions?

3. Hey,

Is it true what they say about women from ******ham? :P


I await to see the responses :D
 
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