Was Jesus a Demigod?

MR_Punk · 14 Mar 2013 at 20:17

He had smashing hair, both facial and on his noodle

robgmun · 14 Mar 2013 at 20:31

Pah! I've been corrected, consider me educated

SexyGreyFox · 14 Mar 2013 at 20:33

"Peanuts" said:
He had smashing hair, both facial and on his noodle

Apparently if he existed he wouldn't have had long hair as portrayed in every picture you see.

MR_Punk · 14 Mar 2013 at 20:54

Dimple said:
Apparently if he existed he wouldn't have had long hair as portrayed in every picture you see.

I knew it, he had a handle bar tache and a mohawk. Bugger

Skunkworks · 14 Mar 2013 at 21:01

Jesus is whatever a particular person finds most appealing.

Jono8 · 14 Mar 2013 at 21:25

Jesus is a child

Diagro · 14 Mar 2013 at 21:43

jesus was gay.... he loved his bum chums

gillywibble · 14 Mar 2013 at 22:43

Diagro said:
jesus was gay.... he loved his bum chums

Have you seen the Ricky Gervais sketch about Noah and God?

MR_Punk · 14 Mar 2013 at 22:52

gillywibble said:
Have you seen the Ricky Gervais sketch about Noah and God?

He talks about it on one of his stand-ups - Animals maybe, very funny, very camp.

Pawnless Endgame · 14 Mar 2013 at 23:09

Jesus was one of the prophets (main one in Christianity), and Mohammad was another (main one in Islam).

DampCat · 14 Mar 2013 at 23:22

I thought the point of the Holy Trinity was that he IS God.

Biohazard · 14 Mar 2013 at 23:23

DampCat said:
I thought the point of the Holy Trinity was that he IS God.

Only on weekends.

Naffa · 14 Mar 2013 at 23:26

The idea of Jesus as god is something that began to exist centuries after he supposedly walked the Earth. If he even existed, the Rabbi was most likely not a demigod, nor considered to be one by his followers.

Rich_L · 15 Mar 2013 at 04:03

Basically God cooked up an immortal clone-baby then miraculously-inseminated some unsuspecting chick with it. He then went on to found a happening youth club with a load of bros but Rome was like yo Jesus, no! So they stuck him on a cross, stabbed him then threw him in a hole but then zombie Jesus came out and was like See Ya! and teleported up into the sky.

The End.

Freakbro · 15 Mar 2013 at 05:53

Gilly said:
Never personally seen (and remembered) a black one though.

You know what they say though, if you can remember those times you weren't there

Kamwah · 15 Mar 2013 at 06:20

If you want information about Jesus then Christian denominations and other religions have a few set choices of belief...

He Was God
The Trinity: He is God the Son (Triune Godhead)
He is not God

Also many historians believe in a historical Jesus, some of their papers are quite interesting but unfortunately it's speculative.

I wouldn't ask religion questions here, OCUK is full of children.

doofer · 15 Mar 2013 at 10:24

Kamwah said:
I wouldn't ask religion questions here, OCUK is full of children.

Well, we all have to grow up and stop believing in silly fairy tales someday. Some of us, anyway.

TommyV · 15 Mar 2013 at 10:27

Who is this jesus?

Thrall is the only being I will ever serve, or Emma Stone.

The Dread Pirate · 15 Mar 2013 at 10:55

kohlditz said:
He was a very naughty boy.

Nah you're thinking of Brian who wasn't the Messiah.

kedge · 15 Mar 2013 at 12:16

"Peanuts" said:
It is a bit confusing to me so I thought I would ask.

Do your own research, the Holy Bible is the key to this sort of knowledge and really think about what the scriptures are teaching and instructing. There are many religions and imho this in itself causes much confusion to the novice seeking wisdom and understanding of the Holy God of the Bible, but, do all religions and practices by its people/followers really please the God of the Bible?. My opinion based on scriptures is that Jesus Christ is the only begotten Son of God, therefore when Jesus Christ was on earth he was a fleshly human being and was not God. The one and only Almighty God of the Holy Bible placed the embryo of His Son Jesus Christ into the womb of his (Jesus Christ) earthly mother mary. Jesus Christ mentioned in the Holy Bible died here on earth, if Jesus was God and God died then who resurrected the Christ?, obviously Jesus Christ was/is not the Almighty God of the Holy Bible, Jesus Christ is the Son of God, therefore in subordination to his father the only one true Almighty God of all creation. Many will not agree with this.