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It's this a bit like trying to solve the problem of an itchy backside by putting pepper in your pants?
Cats no 2 in my front garden - suggestions please
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It's this a bit like trying to solve the problem of an itchy backside by putting pepper in your pants?
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My dad had great success with a water pistol filled with water and fairy liquid.
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Mace it...
A lot of cats actually like Catnip.
The Scardy Cat Plant is supposed to very good at keeping cats away, & lavender is another one.
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Orange juice / Lemon juice are utterly hated by cats. They can't stand the smell. Mine won't even go near me after I've eaten an orange, until I've thoroughly washed my hands!
Try shredding some orange / lemon peel and placing it around the gravel, with the highest concentrations in the region around where they usually come in (and / or where they usually drop their moggy-logs if they have a favourite spot). You really just need to get them looking for less unpleasant places to crap - once they've found a new spot you can stop putting orange peel down.
Also: Put it in a bin / Mustard / Nuke it's ovaries from orbit etc.
Try shredding some orange / lemon peel and placing it around the gravel, with the highest concentrations in the region around where they usually come in (and / or where they usually drop their moggy-logs if they have a favourite spot). You really just need to get them looking for less unpleasant places to crap - once they've found a new spot you can stop putting orange peel down.
Also: Put it in a bin / Mustard / Nuke it's ovaries from orbit etc.
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Quality I so want to do this.
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water pistol with special liquid.
Basically you need to exert your alpha over the cat, I leave it to your imagination what liquid you produce daily that will do this (if your male already comes with its own targetting attachment, but suggest you use the water pistol in public)
Basically you need to exert your alpha over the cat, I leave it to your imagination what liquid you produce daily that will do this (if your male already comes with its own targetting attachment, but suggest you use the water pistol in public)
Please do not do this! As it will get on the cats coat, they will then try and lick it off when they are cleaning themselves and it will make them very very ill
Water, yes. Washing Up Liquid, no
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Throw something heavy at them, or get a catapult and use some ball bearings or something painful.
Darwin will ensure the cat gets the message or ceases crapping.........forever.
Darwin will ensure the cat gets the message or ceases crapping.........forever.