Silly bint gets free boobs on the NHS

Another expert.

My Sister for many years had to walk round with clothes to try and hide her massive boobs that made her extremely depressed and she had no confidence.
She paid with her own money to have them reduced and immediately got her life back again.
Funnily enough the same week my Sister was having her reduced another friend was paying to have her flat chest increased which also cured her depression.
I used to work with another girl who couldn't walk properly because of the size of her breasts, she was also depressed through it and she also paid her own money to become the size she wanted.

I could also take you into the ward at our hospital that is full of women having tit jobs because of various reasons but all depressed through it.

Sorry but that's both a naive a superficial analysis of two separate problems. Excessively large breasts cause a different problem to small breasts. Women with boobs that are too big commonly suffer back and other muscular pain, they get stretch marks and because breast tissue is hormonally sensitive these women become victims of their own monthly cycles with tenderness, lumps and other problems. In addition, they get a lot of attention. Any manner of idiot will harass and try anything to get their attention.

Small boobs don't cause health problems like that. In most cases, like this women in the Sun article, these women are unusually petite and "in proportion" with their boobs. Their unhappiness comes from body image perception, ie a distorted view of what they think they should look like. Men get this too, not as common, eg using drus or surgery to look more muscular. Body dysmorphia comes in other forms too eg eating disorders.

It is almost never the case that achieving a body change will "cure" the depression or desire for further change.
 
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I don't want to question your expert opinion but is it at least possible that depression is more complicated than what you're presenting here and that body dysmorphic disorder could co-exist with other problems relating to mental health? In fact, it's in the last sentence of the first paragraph of that link...

I never said they couldn't co-exist, but that other guy seems to think a boob job can cure depression. That's pretty insulting to real sufferers of depression I would imagine.
 
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Yes, they look the same.

EDIT: The pic was on the link. Assuming it can be posted.

EDIT 2: Who cares about the face? Just buy darkk, black trash bags, and put her face in one of those.

IMPORTANT: Make sure you have holes for air. Don't want have a murder on your hands eh.
 
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I say as she lied to get the op the NHS should bill her.
Also breast implants should only go to hotties not dogs.
 
You do realise she lied to the doctor right?

So have plenty of other people who have mental illnesses which are only defined and diagnosed by their symptoms... problem is with things like depression its not going to be an easy task to separate the genuine cases from the exaggerated and outright false ones... Takes up a big chunk of incapacity benefit payments.
 
I say as she lied to get the op the NHS should bill her.

According to another newspaper she said this -

She said: “My GP referred me for the operation because I wasn’t just flat-chested — I didn’t have any boobs whatsoever. I could never go on holiday as I lived in terror of ever being seen in a bikini and could never set foot outside without a padded bra"
 
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