Kill my laptop...... nearly with fire

Maccapacca · 16 Jun 2013 at 20:14

Hi there

Bored this morning and as it's daddy day so pretty much can do what I like so I decided to destroy my old laptop that died a horrid flickery death, obviously absolute destruction was needed to ensure no one gets hold of my ermmmm 'banking details'

The victim

Stage 1

Found two french bangers, insert light run

Not a bit of damage just some scorch marks :eek:

Stage 2

Needs a clean now it's dirty

I thought it might have blown some keys off but no

sad panda

Stage 3

Pull out .22 air rifle

Stage 4 mise en place

Going to have to up the ante now

Dig out WW Greener Police Gun with Martini Henry action, was going to use a Remington Wingmaster 870 to get the pump action sounds but the Greener was dirty and the 870 was oiled and sitting locked up

Choice of shells was 8/7.5/6 and some duck shells but we found some ancient BBs

Stage 5 the money shot

Stage 6 the aftermath

Conclusion

No one was hurt, just a bit of fun and I think I can bin it now we ripped the hard drive out and hammered it to pieces

If your getting shot with a shotgun, build a wall of bases of laptops, not one BB went through, the screen however was obliterated

Enjoy a bit of fun in the sun

darkgen · 16 Jun 2013 at 20:18

Wanton destruction on a Sunday? Yes, please.

You win today sir.

topdog555 · 16 Jun 2013 at 20:21

I bet that was satisfying

SilverTongue · 16 Jun 2013 at 20:22

You sir are insane, but that looked like a hell of a lot of fun

Regy53 · 16 Jun 2013 at 20:28

weeeee

I want a go

Madamoiselle · 16 Jun 2013 at 20:35

You could have just recycled it *cough

qqg3 · 16 Jun 2013 at 20:37

I destroyed a couple of old laptops once by chucking them out of a second story window a few times. Very satisfying!

ince · 16 Jun 2013 at 20:39

Isn't this kind of thing older than the Internet

Socaddict · 16 Jun 2013 at 20:43

Get some thermite on it lad.

Scrutinize · 16 Jun 2013 at 20:51

Usually you only have to turn an acer laptop on to kill it............

panyan · 16 Jun 2013 at 21:40

Scrutinize said:
Usually you only have to turn an acer laptop on to kill it............

haha - brilliant

DirtyJester · 16 Jun 2013 at 21:59

LOL

Only just saw the thread!

Easier way would have been to play 'nails' with the hard drive

C.R.A.Z.Y · 16 Jun 2013 at 22:01

You could have removed the hdd and made yourself a nice cheap usb drive :confused:

UncleRuckus · 16 Jun 2013 at 22:10

anything I don't mind · 16 Jun 2013 at 22:16

10/10 awesome!

no sledge hammer or cricket bats ?

Azza · 16 Jun 2013 at 22:21

Strong case of VVS.

Von Smallhausen · 16 Jun 2013 at 22:27

Good show sir.

Pawnless Endgame · 16 Jun 2013 at 23:23

Because it was an Acer laptop, I give you 10/10 :-)

darael · 17 Jun 2013 at 00:06

After all of that, what state was the harddrive in?

Philtor · 17 Jun 2013 at 00:10

Sorry to be a spoil sport, but could you not have repaired it?

Kill my laptop...... nearly with fire

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