I just wanted some tomatoes! Honest!

[valkia]

BBC headlines have been cracking me up recently, this is the next one

"Tomato excuse for prostitute in car in Dudley"

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-23449261

A man caught with a prostitute in his car told police she was there to show him where to buy tomatoes.

 

[Wizzfizz]

She obviously wanted his plums

 

[httk]

I like ketching up on the news.

 

[PiKe]

I like ketching up on the news.

Ban.

 

[Nimdok]

They must have been particularly saucy. In Heinz-sight he probably should have thought of a better excuse.

 

[valkia]

Ban.

 

[BoonMonkey]

I like ketching up on the news.

Poor.

"I like to ketchup on the news" would be better.

 

[Cosimo]

She obviously wanted his plums

She was there for his cucumber...

 

[valkia]

in Heinzsight it was a bad decision

 

[Mutt]

I've no doubt his car is a VW Passat(a).

 

[Mr Blonde]

Nothing to see here - £20 to toss his salad.

 

[isonomicjedi]

The punter was confused about the 57 varieties available on her price list.

 

[Skidder]

before you peel back the skin you will need to blanche it

 

[arc@css]

She was there for his cucumber...

Or pickled gherkin.

 

[Craig1981]

I guess shes not Daddies little girl anymore.

 

[Nimdok]

in Heinzsight it was a bad decision

Already beat you to that one like 4 posts up

 

[inogen]

He just wanted someone to pop his cherry.

 

[valkia]

Already beat you to that one like 4 posts up

Omg I didn't see it shame on me

 

[ince]

Worst excuse ever

 

[darael]