OCUK Fight Club

estebanrey · 2 Aug 2013 at 09:17

Doesn't this thread's existence break the first (and second) rules of OCUK fight club?

Gilly · 2 Aug 2013 at 09:19

estebanrey said:
Doesn't this thread's existence break the first (and second) rules of OCUK fight club?

It doesn't really exist.

It only exists in death.

Theophany · 2 Aug 2013 at 09:25

robgmun said:
Neither

Me and MrMoonX

I would win due to MrMoonX's weakness because all he does is eat lentils, hug tress and his heart bleeds for poor people

SexyGreyFox · 2 Aug 2013 at 09:31

Nitefly said:
Dimple v Gimp

I'd take him apart.
I'm a 55 year old built like a brick ****house and have amazing endurance.
When I go in a mosh pit kids just bounce off me.

We need to do this ASAP before I die.

Theophany · 2 Aug 2013 at 09:31

Dimple said:
I'd take him apart.
I'm a 55 year old built like a brick ****house and have amazing endurance.
When I go in a mosh pit kids just bounce off me.

We need to do this ASAP before I die.

Dimple vs Biohazard

Gilly · 2 Aug 2013 at 09:31

PAz v Freefaller

Rotty · 2 Aug 2013 at 09:32

Efour said:
Kwerk vs Kwerk

both will lose

Rotty · 2 Aug 2013 at 09:33

Efour said:
Dirtydog vs Elrazur

they will turn out to be best mates and head off into the sunset

ThundyCat · 2 Aug 2013 at 09:38

Cupra said:
Gimp

Too much leather.

rjkoneil v nathwraith

Nath due to his height advantage and body size.

G|mp · 2 Aug 2013 at 09:39

Dimple said:
I'd take him apart.
I'm a 55 year old built like a brick ****house and have amazing endurance.
When I go in a mosh pit kids just bounce off me.

We need to do this ASAP before I die.

ThundyCat · 2 Aug 2013 at 09:41

Maccy vs Huddy.

[FnG]magnolia · 2 Aug 2013 at 09:42

Gilly said:
PAz v Freefaller

Is that on SKY Extra because I'm onboard.

SexyGreyFox · 2 Aug 2013 at 09:43

Theophany said:
Dimple vs Biohazard

I'll have both of them together.
I'm getting aroused at the thought.

ThundyCat · 2 Aug 2013 at 09:45

Bit of a brawler then Dimple?

Skidder · 2 Aug 2013 at 09:48

Dimple said:
I'd take him apart.
I'm a 55 year old built like a brick ****house and have amazing endurance.
When I go in a mosh pit kids just bounce off me.

We need to do this ASAP before I die.

That's because kids aren't at mosh pits chucking themselves around with extras from Saxondale, they are dancing to music you've never heard of and will never understand.

Gilly · 2 Aug 2013 at 09:49

Saxondale? Isn't that the 24hr race opponents on Top Gear?

G|mp · 2 Aug 2013 at 09:50

I thought it was a TV programme :/

[FnG]magnolia · 2 Aug 2013 at 09:51

Skidder vs Freefaller vs Gilly

It's like Pacific Rim.

Skidder · 2 Aug 2013 at 09:53

Gilly said:
Saxondale? Isn't that the 24hr race opponents on Top Gear?

G|mp said:
I thought it was a TV programme :/

It's Steve Coogan's ageing rocker character.

Gilly · 2 Aug 2013 at 09:54

I've literally never heard of that TV prog.

But then, it's Steve Coogan, so I would have avoided it anyway.