Asking girl out who works at Pret?

Groen,

Are you good looking, in great physical shape, full of confidence and a target for other women whom are attracted to you thus self perpetuating your attractiveness and desirability to other women?

If so you can select a woman from your level or higher on the score of 1-10 ranking scale, if not then you need to aim at least three points lower. So you rank yourself a 7 then if you are the above aim for the 7-10s. None of the above aim for a 4 or lower.

Now ranking yourself is easy, however, struggling then you need to ask some objective opinions from women you know. It also works as a great ice breaker. If you are still a bit unsure, grade yourself, subtract 4 points, then start with women 3 points below that.

So next time you are in pret, ask yourself would other people want to date this woman, if so spare her the misery and walk away.
 
mrk and Magnolia = genius.

Don't bother with her. She's there to do her job. She doesn't need you salivating over the counter.

When I was single, I fancied an ASDA checkout girl. I plucked up the courage and fluffed over by asking if she was on Facebook and can I add her as a friend. She looked awkward. I felt awkward. It was all awkward..

Here's what you need to do.

1. Go to Google and get yourself booked on a Coffee Barista course.
2. 3 years later when you've graduated, start applying to Pret and specifically that branch.
3. Spend a year getting to know the place, sucking up to the manager and getting employee of the month a few times. Say 'hey' to this girl without much else.
4. Start working the rota so your shift matches hers.
5. After 3 months, gradually start talking to her. Finding out about her interests, her ambitions and her social life. Then ignore her for a bit
6. Casually ask her out, book a date and then don't turn up. Follow this up with a txt message - Soz, cnt spk. l8rz.
7. A week later, make a lame apology and then ask her out again. This time turn up, but an hour late - then you've got your date!
 
!bluetonic! said:
Here's what you need to do.

1. Go to Google and get yourself booked on a Coffee Barista course.
2. 3 years later when you've graduated, start applying to Pret and specifically that branch.
3. Spend a year getting to know the place, sucking up to the manager and getting employee of the month a few times. Say 'hey' to this girl without much else.
4. Start working the rota so your shift matches hers.
5. After 3 months, gradually start talking to her. Finding out about her interests, her ambitions and her social life. Then ignore her for a bit
6. Casually ask her out, book a date and then don't turn up. Follow this up with a txt message - Soz, cnt spk. l8rz.
7. A week later, make a lame apology and then ask her out again. This time turn up, but an hour late - then you've got your date!
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This is a brilliant plan and only takes about 5 years to get a date, which is two years sooner than my plan would have taken.
 
"Um hi! I've noticed you around, I think you would look very becoming in a tinfoil beanie."

"Would you like to go hold signs and wear V masks outside Parliament some time?"
 
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Watch a few episodes of Phoneshop, it will teach you all you need to know about high street dating.

Start with a lower class girl like McDonalds or Weatherspoons, work up to Pret.
 
Dress up as a caveman then you can just drag her back to yours by her hair.
 
Way back when as a single man, I went out with a girl from my local supermarket check out. If you don't ask, you don't get. The worse than can happen is she says no.
 
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