Rude people in business. I'm astounded how rude and absolutely **** lots of people in business are. From driving a bus to serving a coffee. You're being paid to deliver a service, at least try and be polite.
Ethnic groups on buses/public. Lots are exceptionally rude and aggressive and create a lot of bad feeling and indirectly tainting whole groups.
Chav's and their prams. Go away please. Don't scream at your children, the poor mites don't want to be dragged into McDonalds again to be force fed rubbish.
Speaking of McDonalds, people that complain about it. Obviously it's not great and I'm sad when I see children eating it, but for adults, please, shut the **** up. That double cheeseburger is bloody delicious and I don't want you bleating about it being bad for me. Go eat some tofu you hippy.
Hoovers. The ****ing things always get jammed/snagged on something and it can send me into an apocalyptic frenzy. (blood pressure raised just thinking about it)
Old people/people in general that walk really slowly and clog up pavements. Okay, I don't expect you to stride along like you've actually got a purpose in life because you clearly don't. However PLEASE move aside so others can. Genuinely the sooner I get of this high street the better.
Girls that sleep around/act like right tarts, yet complain constantly why they can't find mr right. Duuuuh, if you lie with dogs, you're unlikely to find Brad Pitt. Same goes for guys.
Actually promiscuous people in general. I have no problems with people doing their thing, but please have SOME pride. eurgh.
White people who listen to intensely black music, especially when the lyrics can be exceptionally offensive. How moronic can you get?
Rap/Hip-Hop in general. I'm sure there is some great "underground" stuff, but the vast majority is just reptitive rubbish. That and Dubstep. And Reggae.
People who drive too slow. Thanks for making me trundle behind you at an obscenely slow pace, or force me into making a risky move. (which I don't do).
"never had an accident, but caused a 1000"
Petty people, who genuinely are quite happy to screw someone over such trivial things. Please have a shred of humanity!
Petrol attendants who charge you the penny or two you went over. You are REALLY going to break a note when I just paid £50 for petrol?
People who keep running the car on empty. Why? Just why? It causes tension and it's got no benefit.
Wallace and Gromit.
Childrens TV shows.
General attitude of the police. I bet half would be thugs if they were not allowed in.
Speed cameras, especially mobile ones.
Slow downloads/throttling.
TV shows taking forever to come out.
****** children. Most children are genuinely lovely things that add some brightness to the world, but my God there are some right *******s.
Me losing my bus ticket (tomorrow is going to be a real swine).
People not answering their phone.
Ridiculous amounts of makeup. False advertising!
Stupidly expensive text books. Very frustrating and annoying. Why suggest that book when there are 2 copies availble in the library, and they cost a fortune on Amazon. And then you only use a few chapters. ¬_¬
People talking in movie theatres. They can be sure to have something thrown at them if I see who it is.
Coaches/Buses that keep you waiting in the cold. It's 0230, freezing cold and dark and nasty. Why not let me on? (this happened last night).
I'll continue this later, my battery is about to go.....(arrrgh!)