My son wants his Haribo!

I heard that if you upset them on the Forums they'd send you Haribos that had been pre-sucked and then been re-sealed in the packets. That's why 5UB has such deep set eyes, all that sucking.
 
See what happens is you place your order which id linked to your forum posts and an independent assessor decides whether you are haribo worthy and the appropriate amount is added.

You are not worthy.
 
Clearly your sons taste buds are whacked if he thinks Haribo are tasty. Sugary pieces of rubber. Bland. The last sweet I'd ever reach for, let alone give children.

I agree, the only ones I like are the tangfastics because you get the sugar to give them the taste before they're swallowed.


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Burn The Heretics!
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*Grabs Pitchfork*
 
Haribo seems totally random! I've spent a lot of money and got none, and a few quid and got Haribo!
I bet its an injoke in the warehouse. ;)
 
I don't think children should be rewarded with sweets for no reason. Only give them anything if they do something good, that should be rewarded. For example, solving world hunger or becoming president of the republic of Congo.

If they are rewarded after that, then they are more likely to do it again.
 
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Burn The Heretics!
:mad:
*Grabs Pitchfork*

They are like cold cooked pasta with sugar on ;)

Occasionally in other european countries where they have a better selection I have had the odd haribo with taste but it's rare. Especially the rubbery rubbish ones sold here. Star mix and the like.

Tangtastics don't have much flavour just lot's of sugar. Sugared gelatine, rubbish :p

I'm old, in comparison to walking into a sweet shop when I was a kid and having rows of lovely favours Haribo just doesn't cut it. My son doesn't eat sweets or chocolate, I don't give them to him but if I did the last thing I'd feed him is haribo. :)
 
See what happens is you place your order which id linked to your forum posts and an independent assessor decides whether you are haribo worthy and the appropriate amount is added.

You are not worthy.

there is a flaw in this theory. i've had haribo with all my recent orders. :p
 
OP complains about not receiving something that is not obligatory, and free.

LOL.

Not even bothered reading all the posts, as I know what they'll be like, but my assumption is OP is a bit of a moron to complain about not receiving them?
 
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