Male bonding

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
 
Magnolia for you:

"Respect the ****, tame the ****. Tame it! Take it on headfirst with the skills that I will teach you at work and say no!"
 
Sonja: Oh don't, Boris, please. Sex without love is an empty experience.

Boris: Yes, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.



Diane Keaton & Woody Allen - Love and Death
 
"Clear? Huh! Why a four-year-old child could understand this report. Run out and find me a four-year-old child. I can't make head or tail out of it."
 
Krono5 said:
I have been touched by your kids... and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them.
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It's annoying me, because I know the film and I can't remember the name!

I'll be damned if I google that line though! :p
 
Harry: So who are you working on right now?
Simon: I always got a few on the line. But there's this one chick I got right now. I got her panting like a dog. Its great.
Harry: What does she do?
Simon: Some sort of legal secretary. Married to some boring jerk.
Harry: Married to some boring jerk.
Simon: Aww, but she could be so hot if she wanted to. She's like all these babes, you get their pilot lit, they could suck start a leafblower. And she's got the most incredible body too and a pair of titties that make you wanna stand up and beg for buttermilk. Ass like a ten year old boy! AHAHAHAHA!
Simon: [Harry punches him in the face instantly breaking Simon's neck and the daydream ends] AHAHAHAHAHA!
 
"We're on an express elevator to hell; going down!"

"
Poncho: You're bleeding, man. You're hit.
Blain: I ain't got time to bleed.
Poncho: Oh... Okay...
Poncho: You got time to duck?
"
 
If we're doing Robocop quotes, then I'd like to add...

"Btiches, leave" :cool::D
 
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