Crysis 3 caption comp

Mr.Cookie · 26 Oct 2013 at 13:02

got one code to give away for most amusing (to me) caption to this pic

Nate75 · 26 Oct 2013 at 13:10

"my other lizard is a Komodo dragon"

Randomface74 · 26 Oct 2013 at 13:13

vote for change

peterwalkley · 26 Oct 2013 at 13:30

This case was lovely and warm until 8 pack moved in.

~>Dg<~ · 26 Oct 2013 at 13:32

I DONT LIKE SWEETCORN FFS !

theonejat · 26 Oct 2013 at 13:34

"Bow to the sun God!"

Judge Mental · 26 Oct 2013 at 13:41

"Aspiring lizard actor found smashed in red light district after failing Godzilla audition"

randal · 26 Oct 2013 at 13:47

Vera's first night as a red light district window lizard was off to a slow start.

edit - ^^ damnit, must read whole post before posting.

Boycey0211 · 26 Oct 2013 at 13:59

Just £5 a month could provide this poor lizard with food and water

Just text 'LIZ5' to 80808

anuraj · 26 Oct 2013 at 14:16

Guys, guys, I'm falling, guys help!

Heisenberg · 26 Oct 2013 at 14:16

AMD R9 290X - Hot enough for a lizard

gord · 26 Oct 2013 at 14:17

Red Lizard, Standing By

agnes · 26 Oct 2013 at 14:51

Awwwwwww YISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

davido_labido · 26 Oct 2013 at 14:52

Never. Drinking. Again.

Jonon9 · 26 Oct 2013 at 15:12

Arse biscuits!

regimentaldj · 26 Oct 2013 at 15:23

It's like humping the wife.

Heisenberg · 26 Oct 2013 at 15:35

I asked my 4 year old to say what he saw. His reply, "Oh my god, a flamey lizard thing"

Kosmiche · 26 Oct 2013 at 16:17

Difficult to work with material given

pestt · 26 Oct 2013 at 16:24

'Burrp'.. Right, that's sorted out that sodding tessellated toad.

Winky_The_Winking_Turtle · 26 Oct 2013 at 17:00

" I should really play some Crysis 3 right now..... eh, screw it."