Found 14 year old nephew on porn website at parents house

Hey guys, thanks for your comments, on the strength of them and my own logic I gave him a ring. I asked him to go to another room first, and said it'll stay between me and him (although I'll have to rib him about it at some point!), I just said he's not doing that on grandparents computer and pretty much repeated what I said in the original notepad view. He was quite humble...don't see that in a teenager these days, woo ha haaaa.

I'll be giving him some advice about Ubuntu soon, because they don't have the money for an Apple Mac :)

It was quite funny though, bless him - while I was logged into the computer, which is obvious because I have priority over mouse/keyboard, he still proceeded to attempt a history deletion.

Are you claiming some kind of ill-conceived superiority over a child who you caught masturbating to pornography on a machine which you, by your own admission, are not sure why you were remote controlling?

Well, at least they're poor and don't have enough money for a Mac so at least that's something.
 
What, you didnt look at porn when you were 14?

As for being the "cool uncle", aint no chance of you being that.
 
Poor kid. I'd leave him be. BUT to be fair if I was the dad in the situation, although I have no issue with porn per say, it's the vast random fetishes which are shoved in your face from these sites.

My own parental concern is that they'll end up on something really dodgy, or they'll end up being a lover of black nazi midget transgender foot porn or something!
 
When I was 14 the only porn to be had was copies of Razzle that mysteriously appeared behind bushes every now and then.

If I was 14 these days I'd have probably worn my penis down to a nub.

That can happen?!! I knew there was a reason my penis is so small.

And why was it always Razzle (I also was a discoverer of randomly discarded Razzles)?
 
I peer through the spectral, polluted, nicotine-sodden windows of my sock at these old lollopers in their kiddie gear. Go home, I say. Go home, lie down, and eat lots of potatoes. I had three handjobs yesterday. None was easy. Sometimes you really have to buckle down to it, as you do with all forms of exercise. It's simply a question of willpower. Anyone who's got the balls to stand there and tell me that a handjob isn't exercise just doesn't know what he's talking about. I almost had a heart-attack during number three. I take all kinds of other exercise too. I walk up and down the stairs. I climb into cabs and restaurant booths. I hike to the Butcher's Arms and the London Apprentice. I cough a lot. I throw up pretty frequently, which really takes it out of you. I sneeze, and hit the tub and the can. I get in and out of bed, often several times a day
 
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