Found 14 year old nephew on porn website at parents house

We didn't have channel then kiddo.

:p

I just came of age when channel 5 started, on analogue, with poor signal. Even on the best days you'd just see a poor snowy picture, occasionally you'd even get sound. Super frustrating when the signal got so bad you couldn't see anything!:p :o

I feel old! Only mid 20s :(
 
It's a much safer way for him to view porn. When i was that age I had to ride my bike up on the moors to find discarded porn mags (without fail there would be at least one). Great condition apart from a few pages stuck together :eek:.

Or wait till everyone had gone to bed and then sneak down to watch naked darts on one of the channels when we had NTL.

This! Kids these days have it easy, I used to have to look in the woods or see if the shop would notice the sport next to a proper paper. I'd have killed for pornhub when I was 14, all that hardcore on tap :(
 
When I read the title I thought that the OP had discovered his nephew had the lead role in some dirty flick... Quite an achievement for a 14 year-old.
 
Tell him if he wants to do that, do it at his own place. The virus thing etc is a valid reason for telling him this. People masturbate, so like that matters. Perhaps the only thing to say on that is, by saying imagine if it was his grandparents that caught him. I imagine he's very embarrassed now.

I would actually consider asking his parents if they have talked to him about this kind of thing, as you can very easily and very quickly get access to some pretty heavy stuff nowadays. The internet (like porn mags) are here, and it isn't going away, parents need to deal with it accordingly.

I wouldn't drag this whole thing out though.

stories:

I once got caught out by a phone bill to Nigeria (for about £15 or something), as when I was young I thought that "£1.50 a minute" meant you didn't get charged unless you actually got to a minute, so I kept hanging up at like 50 seconds lol. My parents were mad initially because of the bill, but then just laughed like hell because of my childish stupidity.
 
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Cut the lad some slack..

What kind of pron was it?

Please tell me that his mind is now set on a threesome with two morbidly obese american black twins in their 50s.
 
Tell him if he wants to do that, do it at his own place. The virus thing etc is a valid reason for telling him this. People masturbate, so like that matters. Perhaps the only thing to say on that is, by saying imagine if it was his grandparents that caught him. I imagine he's very embarrassed now.

I would actually consider asking his parents if they have talked to him about this kind of thing, as you can very easily and very quickly get access to some pretty heavy stuff nowadays. The internet (like porn mags) are here, and it isn't going away, parents need to deal with it accordingly.

I wouldn't drag this whole thing out though.

stories:

I once got caught out by a phone bill to Nigeria (for about £15 or something), as when I was young I thought that "£1.50 a minute" meant you didn't get charged unless you actually got to a minute, so I kept hanging up at like 50 seconds lol. My parents were mad initially because of the bill, but then just laughed like hell because of my childish stupidity.

reminds me of the time in my younger years running up a £100+ phone bill to one of those sunday sport porn dialers, bar the embarrassment when it came to light the punishments were severe lol
 
Cut the lad some slack..

What kind of pron was it?

Please tell me that his mind is now set on a threesome with two morbidly obese american black twins in their 50s.

lol... that also reminds me of packing magazines at a warehouse for WHSmiths when I was younger, and the hilarity of such titles as "Fat, Black and over 50" :D
 
Next time you catch him on porn sites by remote connection, just give your parents a ring and ask them to check on him lol. The embarrassment will be enough to not make him do it again.
 
I'd be the "cool uncle" as you put it for the first time, telling him this once is between you and him, but that he should not do it again. The legal age in this country is 16, and looking at that sort of material before that age could lead to some ramifications involving others at his age/older than him.

From the thread title I thought you meant something much worse, what a relief to actually read the thread!
 
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