If you can use one line from a film to end a relationship, what would it be?

We could have been a good couple, we could have had something special, but you're one crazy-ass *****! -- Rush Hour 2
 
Consider this a divorce - Total Recall.
Yippie Kai Yay - Die Hard
What the hell are you? - Predator
Every gun makes it's own tune - Good the bad and the ugly
Why do you cry? - Terminator 2
 
Consider this a divorce - Total Recall.
Yippie Kai Yay - Die Hard
What the hell are you? - Predator
Every gun makes it's own tune - Good the bad and the ugly
Why do you cry? - Terminator 2
 
" I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

And yes, I had to google it as I can't remember it all word for word! :D
 
BigBoy said:
Go **** yourself!

And then walk away forever!
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Hand them a ***** first, for effect. Gotta do these things properly.

"Consider that a divorce", from Total Recall (the proper one). He shoots his wife first (she was an assassin trying to kill him) but you can substitute something less violent. Poop on the carpet or something.

Oh good grief, the censorship here is a bit silly. For *****, read "realistically shaped and sized model of a penis, intended for use as an aid to masturbation".
 
I would watch this movie again.

Hi, uh, Nikki, this is Mike. I met you at the, um, at the Dresden tonight. I just called to say that I had a great time... and you should call me tomorrow, or in two days, whatever. Anyway, my number is 213-555-4679 -

[the machine beeps]

Hi, Nikki, this is Mike again. I just called cuz it sounded like your machine might've cut me off when I, before I finished leaving my number. Anyway, uh, and, y'know, and also, sorry to call so late, but you were still at the Dresden when I left so I knew I'd get your machine. Anyhow, uh, my number's 21 -

[the machine beeps]

213-555-4679. That's it. I just wanna leave my number. I didn't want you to think I was weird or desperate, or... we should just hang out and see where it goes cuz it's nice and, y'know, no expectations. Ok? Thanks a lot. Bye bye.

[hangs up]

I just got out of a 6-year relationship, Ok? That should help explain why I'm acting so weird. I just wanted you to know that. It's not you, it's me. I'm sorry... This is Mike.

[hangs up]

Hi, Nikki, this is Mike. Could you just call me when you get in? I'm gonna be up for awhile and I'd just rather speak to you in person instead of trying to fit it all into -

[the machine beeps]

****!

Uh, Nikki? Mike. It's uh, uh, it's just, uh, this just isn't working out. I think you're great, but maybe we should just take some time off from each other. It's not you, it's me. It's what I'm going through, alright? It's uh... it's only been 6 months ...
 
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