Happy Birthday to me

Send me your address, I'll flip a coin, one side, I send you pizza, other side I send you anthrax.

It's a bit like gifting a scratchcard except less tacky and with higher stakes.
 
MAAAXXXIIIIMMMMUMMMMM TRIIIIIIIIIIIICERATOPPPPPPS

is what goes through my head everytime I read your name


Also happy birthday. I was gonna send you money but then I didn't
 
Happy Birthday!

Please trust me your bank card number and security code and I will deposit £15 into your account.
 
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