Girl turned slightly bunny boiler...

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Op enjoy until something else comes along

See just how crazy you can go before she runs ;)
 
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Vidar said:
Actually got this one off baddoo...

Harpooning the fogbeast wasn't as easy as you'd think, I mean she knew stuff... she was pretty good with her mouth but the actual harpooning required some logistical thinking.... I mean I'm not quite a tripod but I'm not lacking in that department and due to her getting in the way of herself I couldn't bottom out...

Oh I need to punish myself...the more I think about it, the worse I feel
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Good lord man! Ahab, is that you?
 
To get rid you could sleep with her mum and film it and then on the next movie night watch that instead of Ted.

Failing that the same but with her Dad.
 
I am trying really hard not to show an expression, laugh or spit my tea all over the screen.

Dude, seriously though, fat chicks need love. However, with her initial approach being too strong for you to handle, let her know. If she gives you space and the relationship gets better, cool story bro.

If not, be ready to move and run. Keep running, that's the only way to get away from this whole disaster you've dug yourself into!
 
Logistical thinking? how big was she I mean did you need to push two beds together? reinforce floor boards? put a set of double doors in?
 
ATM? If she does that then she's a keeper.

I now understand how my mate ending up with a fat bird. Online dating is the Devil.
 
Vidar said:
I mean she knew stuff... she was pretty good with her mouth.....I couldn't bottom out...
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If the size difference is correct as far as your images go then she clearly has the hand/mouth co-ordination down, failing that she stuffs her face straight into the trough.

Oh I need to punish myself...the more I think about it, the worse I feel
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The fact that you did a scooter, and couldnt bottom out then you have had nearly enough punishment, what you shuold do to actually make up for it is post her actual picture so we can see how many here would fall for it.


Personally I did met a girl from a forum, I had been drinking, suggested she come round, she lives a fair distance away so I figured I was safe, 2 hours later shes on my doorstep. I did her anyways, more than once, think she wanted a bit more than I did tho so I cut it off. She was a nice enough girl but really not what I would call attractive physically.. Women have needs just as much as men do so it was all good for a while lol...
 
Mr Jones said:
I am trying really hard not to show an expression, laugh or spit my tea all over the screen.

Dude, seriously though, fat chicks need love. However, with her initial approach being too strong for you to handle, let her know. If she gives you space and the relationship gets better, cool story bro.

If not, be ready to move and run. Keep running, that's the only way to get away from this whole disaster you've dug yourself into!
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He doesn't need to run... a slight jog or even a fast paced walk and she won't be able to catch him :D
 
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