Soldato
- Joined
- 21 Apr 2007
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Because he isn't 11?
Spike its banana.
"Excuse me, does this banana smell like chloroform?"
...it would seem my browser is playing tricks on me, literally an hour ago it said it only had 3 pages....came back and refresh and it says 5 pages...
Should have gone to specsavers![]()
nailed it. high five!![]()
There are too many lol worthy posts for me to even attempt to quote.
Congratulations OP, this is truly gold.
Everything you have done is wrong. You are literally one of the worst type of people. You base your horrible decision making on past experiences that you feel gives you a free pass too treat the next poor soul to get snagged in your self righteous web of double standards as if THEY are the one in the wrong.
"Oh I am disappointed by your physical appearance, but I have been hurt in the past so sleeping with you will be justified and that past experience will also give me a reason to not see you again because I want sex to be special!!"
Seriously?? What kind of person thinks like that?
Whats worse is your behaviour is being validated by people on a forum in the name of "fun".
Making fun of someone's size is fun? Making fun of someone's possible emotional stability is fun? Hurling sexist slurs at people anonymously is fun?
On a forum where swearing is frowned upon a topic like this gets free reign because why, it's fun?.
Pathetic. You are all deeply cowardly and pathetic people.
Your moral outrage has given me a towering hard on. I'm maybe a Daily Mail article from Femail away from reaching climax.
A huge, rounded bulk, larger than
a bear, rose up slowly, glistening like wet leather. Its lipless mouth quivered and slavered as the clumsy body heaved and pulsated.![]()
Everything you have done is wrong. You are literally one of the worst type of people. You base your horrible decision making on past experiences that you feel gives you a free pass too treat the next poor soul to get snagged in your self righteous web of double standards as if THEY are the one in the wrong.
"Oh I am disappointed by your physical appearance, but I have been hurt in the past so sleeping with you will be justified and that past experience will also give me a reason to not see you again because I want sex to be special!!"
Seriously?? What kind of person thinks like that?
Whats worse is your behaviour is being validated by people on a forum in the name of "fun".
Making fun of someone's size is fun? Making fun of someone's possible emotional stability is fun? Hurling sexist slurs at people anonymously is fun?
On a forum where swearing is frowned upon a topic like this gets free reign because why, it's fun?.
Pathetic. You are all deeply cowardly and pathetic people.
Really? Comparing finding out a loved one has died to having your one night stand say he doesn't want to smash your pasty again. Oh GD
Seriously!?
You're honestly comparing the death of a loved one to telling a one night stand you're not interested!?!?!?!?
The mind boggles.
Taking it slightly further to make the point that delivery method does matter, oh GD indeed![]()
Taking it slightly further to make the point that delivery method does matter, oh GD indeed![]()
No women deserves to be dumped by text, it's usually best done face to face after being Spidermaned.
MW
Ok, you got me, spidermaned?
I bet she's now planning to consume OP and grind up his bones to have on bread. She has probably worked out his calorific value already and is salivating at the thought of a tasty road to revenge.
OP is screwed.
Everything you have done is wrong. You are literally one of the worst type of people. You base your horrible decision making on past experiences that you feel gives you a free pass too treat the next poor soul to get snagged in your self righteous web of double standards as if THEY are the one in the wrong.
"Oh I am disappointed by your physical appearance, but I have been hurt in the past so sleeping with you will be justified and that past experience will also give me a reason to not see you again because I want sex to be special!!"
Seriously?? What kind of person thinks like that?
Whats worse is your behaviour is being validated by people on a forum in the name of "fun".
Making fun of someone's size is fun? Making fun of someone's possible emotional stability is fun? Hurling sexist slurs at people anonymously is fun?
On a forum where swearing is frowned upon a topic like this gets free reign because why, it's fun?.
Pathetic. You are all deeply cowardly and pathetic people.
Everything you have done is wrong. You are literally one of the worst type of people. You base your horrible decision making on past experiences that you feel gives you a free pass too treat the next poor soul to get snagged in your self righteous web of double standards as if THEY are the one in the wrong.
"Oh I am disappointed by your physical appearance, but I have been hurt in the past so sleeping with you will be justified and that past experience will also give me a reason to not see you again because I want sex to be special!!"
Seriously?? What kind of person thinks like that?
Whats worse is your behaviour is being validated by people on a forum in the name of "fun".
Making fun of someone's size is fun? Making fun of someone's possible emotional stability is fun? Hurling sexist slurs at people anonymously is fun?
On a forum where swearing is frowned upon a topic like this gets free reign because why, it's fun?.
Pathetic. You are all deeply cowardly and pathetic people.
If you can honestly sit there and say that never in your life have you mocked someone or had a giggle at their expense for something or other then fair enough (I'd also say you were lying), if you can't then what's the difference?
Your name is deeply misleading.
In certain circumstances, after a one night stand is not one of them.