I need a cryptic clue..

[Haggisman]

More important question:

How is she going to cook your christmas dinner when she's wasting time looking for presents? </casual sexism>

 

[Mynight]

Youve got the last, I hope you like them, youre in the kitchen, hurry up with dinner before I get any thinner.

 

[nick.lidgett]

More important question:

How is she going to cook your christmas dinner when she's wasting time looking for presents? </casual sexism>

Excellent point!

 

[Pookie Bear]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Your presents are on the tree,
Now bend over.

 

[Droolinggimp]

These are all very good but not quite what I had in mind..

 

[Pookie Bear]

Roses are red,
Where the crackers are blue,
Wrapped in gold leaf,
Are my gifts to you.
Now bend over.

 

[nick.lidgett]

Roses are red,
Where the crackers are blue,
Wrapped in gold leaf,
Are my gifts to you.
Now bend over
So i can play in the goo

 

[Droolinggimp]

^ haha nice edit.

 

[estebanrey]

It seems most people on here are confusing a cryptic clue with a riddle

 

[Droolinggimp]

yeah probably my bad. as I think i posted a riddle after the op. Anyway I have sorted it and she will be really excited about what I have done..

 

[G|mp]

I hope this hasn't left you pining for more presents.

 

[G|mp]

Maybe if you stroke my Norwegian wood, you will be rewarded.

 

[G|mp]

FFS look in the tree you dumb bint.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

^ Genuine LOL.

 

[Droolinggimp]

HAHA