Hahaha genuine lol
All I can say is, it was not me.
Are there any postmarks on the envelope? (Assuming it was sent via Royal Mail) that should help narrow down the search.
He sent it to himself. Wrote with his left hand so people couldn't tell it was his handwriting.
This is what I do on Valentines day anyway....
You'll soon get a naked picture from the sender of that card!
Whoever it was they're from the forusms.