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Probably because I've never driven a modern one, or a German one...
Then go drive one and come back to this threadProbably because I've never driven a modern one, or a German one...

Driver, Car, Purpose.
Automatics are for people who don't want to change gear, of course - that's the whole point! However, if you were to spend dozens of hours each week sitting in stop start traffic on a motorway, you too would soon not want to change gear...But I still consider autoboxes to be for lazy people who can't be arsed to change gears, and I have found that in real life experience too and thats the way society is heading towards, fat lazy people who want everything automated. (ooer controversial!)
Also just because top end luxury cars have autos dont mean they are somehow superior, you expect to have a lazybox in a luxury car as thats the whole point of it, changing gears in a big barge designed for comfort and luxury is just a no-no, the same way IMO having an auto in a performance car is a sin.

I think old school automatics are the smoothest and silkiest of them all! Absence of a torque converter lock-up, or one that engages only at high speed, means you can have pleasant, continuous 2000 RPM acceleration from, say, 0 to 50 MPH. It's like the accelerator pedal only tells the engine to tell the gearbox to do something via carrier pigeon - it really suits big cruiser cars.Even some old autos are ace. Ones like the three-speed BW 35 and 65, found in myriad Triumphs and Rovers. Usually nestled behind engines with a decent amount of torque, or in light cars. Very smooth, very refined, resulting in pleasingly relaxed conveyances.
The four speed in my XJ left it humming along a little too eagerly at the top end, but the box itself was fantastic. A fifth would have been nice. That or a taller rear end ratio. The four speed in the Granada and Jeep were superb as well. Silky smooth.
My disco box is a bit retarded when in Cruise control and you get to any sort of incline.
Up down, up down, up down.
Other than that, it's so nice not having to faff with a gearstick, especially offroad!
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