Involuntary celibacy thread

[areksnumbr1sxylady]

whats is celibacy...

 

[AtreuS]

Six months.

I find if I want to have sex with a girl, other than paying her, the only way I can do it is to trick one into a relationship which I don't like to do because it hurts her feelings and honestly it is a load of hassle.

Finding "friends with benefits" is really hard in my experience.

FWB is easy... just act like you don't care if you have sex or not.. seem to work I split with my ex about 4 months ago and now have FWB with 3 nice ladies!

Trick is to not be all sex sex sex with them... meet up for a drink, have a giggle and go home... trust me they WILL make a move unless you really are just not likable

 

[86JR]

I am not likeable.

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

I am not likeable.

But you are a good judge of character so that's something.

 

[D.P.]

bout 4 months

(pregnant wife)

Same here, and I'm also 3000miles away

There was a 1 week stretch after e morning sickness faded where she was horny as hell

 

[Unicorn]

a month or so now id assume.. Seems its stopping that way too for another month. Sure i can sort something with some lonely lass on valentines day if not :') Holes a goal

 

[Skidder]

I'm married so......

About 3hrs and counting.

Your wife is doing it wrong, mine can fend me off for days at a time.

And for me, last Thursday as have been in China since Friday. Naturally my client offered up a pro but that is not the way I roll.

 

[regulus]

About 16 hours now. She put out big time this week as she left for NZ last night. I'll see her again in just over a month.

I can't wait!
























To have a month of guilt free gaming!!!

 

[Squark]

I ventured down a womanly corridor just a few days ago.

 

[ci_newman]

bout 4 months

(pregnant wife)

That's just an excuse on her part, its perfectly safe for the baby and good for her (in terms of relaxation and stress relief).

 

[Cosimo]

whats is celibacy...

Going through a dry spell with no relief in sight....

 

[oulton]

this morning boom

 

[PermaChanged]

Nearly 3 years

This is not involuntary.

 

[dirtychinchilla]

This is an awesome thread. 4 days for me

 

[Diesel]

She works away so last Friday for me. Back tonight though.

 

[Atlas23]

PUA.txt

UltimatePUA.txt

bout 4 months

(pregnant wife)

She has a mouth right?

 

[twist3d0n3]

6 months (since i split up with the ex).

porn is taking over

 

[robgmun]

Almost 3 days for me, i'm not due to see the OH until the weekend after next

 

[exhashdotdot]

I'm sorry so many of you are involuntarily celibate.

 

[Antar Bolaeisk]

Since I moved to Saudi, I'm not sure if that counts as voluntary or involuntary.