Is this an overreaction or am I being paranoid?

easyrider · 2 Feb 2014 at 13:28

Just nipped to my sisters house....walked into the kitchen and saw a single bacon rashor on the worktop.

Chatting, i said "Is this anyones" asumming it was left overs from breakfast... I ate it :rolleyes:

Next thing the look and sighs from the sis and dad and then cries from the nephew screaming I want a bacon.

I quickly left. Returned with 50/50 loaf and five cooked bacon rashers.Put them on the kitchen worktop and ****** off.

Am I going mad?

Salsa · 2 Feb 2014 at 13:31

Whut?

/Salsa

arctine · 2 Feb 2014 at 13:32

pooley · 2 Feb 2014 at 13:36

Seems so...

DampDog · 2 Feb 2014 at 13:36

Stealing bacon has consequences..

Trying to understand the significance of the 50/50 loaf, but it's lost on me :confused:

(as is the rest of the post)

airwave99 · 2 Feb 2014 at 13:38

Depends how for you had to go to get the 50/50 loaf and bacon. Did you buy the bacon cooked?

easyrider · 2 Feb 2014 at 13:38

I think I overeacted...But the screaming nephew was grating..Does he not sound spoilt?

easyrider · 2 Feb 2014 at 13:40

airwave99 said:
Depends how for you had to go to get the 50/50 loaf and bacon. Did you buy the bacon cooked?

Tesco's on the corner...I whizzed home 5 minutes and cooked it in a pan...I bought Bacon medallions for speed.

I felt I had to prove a point TBH

Cosimo · 2 Feb 2014 at 13:40

Tis what happens if you're rash with a rasher.....

mattyg · 2 Feb 2014 at 13:41

easyrider said:
I think I overeacted...But the screaming nephew was grating..Does he not sound spoilt?

Maybe..But you defo sound like a bacon thieving scumbag.......

DampDog · 2 Feb 2014 at 13:41

easyrider said:
I think I overeacted...But the screaming nephew was grating..Does he not sound spoilt?

What was he grating, cheese? So you've dibbed him out of a cheese and bacon butty... Monster... :eek:

easyrider · 2 Feb 2014 at 13:43

Cosimo said:
Tis what happens if you're rash with a rasher.....

Oh god

I was not expecting this reaction...I ate one lonely rasher...

And the little **** kicked off...Reminded me of spoilt kid from the Viz

No1newts · 2 Feb 2014 at 13:44

arctine said:
Wat

arctine · 2 Feb 2014 at 13:44

Your life must be so fun if you have time to worry about trivial nonsense such as this.

easyrider · 2 Feb 2014 at 13:45

DampDog said:
What was he grating, cheese? So you've dibbed him out of a cheese and bacon butty... Monster...

He sits in front of his Xbox and gets what he wants all the time...when I was that age I climbed trees and stole apples...

TBH when I turned up with the bacon...I think my sis was a tad embarrassed.

easyrider · 2 Feb 2014 at 13:45

arctine said:
Your life must be so fun if you have time to worry about trivial nonsense such as this.

I think i'm losing it!

Sliver · 2 Feb 2014 at 13:46

Once again, GD delivers a thread that boggles the mind.

MOOGLEYS · 2 Feb 2014 at 13:48

I think you got away lightly tbh. If that had been my Bacon I would have stabbed your eyes out with a fork.

Jono8 · 2 Feb 2014 at 13:49

Doing what you did basically makes you a worse person than a murderer.

easyrider · 2 Feb 2014 at 13:50

MOOGLEYS said:
I think you got away lightly tbh. If that had been my Bacon I would have stabbed your eyes out with a fork.

I think the 7 year is a spoilt little **** and they need to have a serious chat with themselves.

no?