Cat Connundrum

FoxEye

FoxEye

FoxEye

Caporegime
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Can't have a cat where I live. This makes me very sad. Sad, sad, sad little panda. It's impossible to understate how much I like a little fuzzy furball in my life.

I have pictures of cats as my desktop background, I'm forever watching programmes about (big) cats on the TV.

I can't move house*, because I'm getting a great deal on this place I wouldn't get elsewhere, and I don't earn a huge amount.

*I could but would leave myself virtually bankrupt, living from hand to mouth. Or I'd have move hundreds of miles to somewhere affordable, leaving everyone I know here behind.

Given that knocking on the neighbours door and saying, 'Can I stroke your pussy please?' is not going to go down well, I'm looking for other options.

I'm basically looking for a cat brothel. Somewhere I can get my feline fix, away from judgemental eyes. I'd show that cat such a good time. We'd play and she'd sit on my lap and call me her daddy. Or something.

There's a Cat's Protection near hear but they only want volunteers to staff their charity shop. And there's a restraining order preventing me going within 5 miles of any RSPCA shelter.

So, any ideas?





(The last part may not be true :p)
 
Many cat homes will allow volunteers in to pet the cats, I'm a "cat cuddler" at Bath cats and dogs home, which basically just means you can go in and stroke/play with any of the cats they have in the rescue home. I have my own cat but it's nice to go and see them every now and again :)
 
I used to have a cat for 18 years, He was like a brother to me because I was with him since I was a kid. Cats are pure awesome

Mags shouldn't be so judgemental, people in glass houses etc
 
Don't bother with the naysayers, OP. Don your tail and get ravishing.

I always thought one of the female Racoons was hot. And Cheetara. Come on, who didn't fancy Cheetara.
 
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stuman said:
https://www.google.com/#q=fatal+feline+attraction&safe=off

a bit of light reading for you.
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I'm aware of that. But it makes no difference.

I don't care *why* I like cats. Even if it could be pinpointed to a cyst in my brain that make me love the little things, it doesn't change the fact that I do.

And anyway, depending on who you believe, up to 1/3 of the entire human population could be affected already. I wouldn't worry about it!

get some real friends.
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Ouch!
 
[FnG]magnolia;25830274 said:
This thread takes a darker twist when you realise that the OP is a self-proclaimed furry.
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It's more 'Magnolia-proclaimed' these days, in all fairness. Across multiple threads, even! You really seem to have a thing for furries :D
 
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