OCUK Are Horrible, Who do they think they are

I got no Haribos with my last order. I've already got the tunnel dug, I just need to plant the explosives now. I shall use more than I need as I don't see Stoke as collateral damage.
 
Hi

I actually put that replacement through personally for you.

I thought it may brighten up someone's day ;)

Bailey
 
Hi

I actually put that replacement through personally for you.

I thought it may brighten up someone's day ;)

Bailey

Since I have somehow ended up with it again, can you replace my saggy GTX670 with a GTX Titan Black Edition? :D

It will brighten up my day AND I will personally send you a tacky email card! <3
 
Where exactly will these 50 odd pallets of Haribo be stored over night ???
 
They are stored in a hovering air blimp, this is the answer we give to people who ask where they are stored. :p

Be careful, one of your competitors might sabotage it. I hear they have drones now, made specifically for taking out OcUK air blimps! :eek:
 
On my way.

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Oh. Your out of haribo? I was going to put an order in tomorrow as well.I won't bother now =( 5ub, can you trust me some good competitors please who actually have my sweets?!
 
I am pretty sure you had a life time supply at iSeries! :D

Pah. A box full isn't a lifetime supply! ;)

Tbh there is a Morrison's across the road from OcUk so they have no excuse not to supply us with haribo. When morrisons run out of the little packs, a full size pack will do I suppose ;)
 
From reading the replies I have conjured up these thoughts

1. People are willing to spend millions of pounds on cars, equipment, explosives, Man controlled flying suits, all for a packet of sweets that cost less then 50pence.

2. People buy haribo's from OCUK and hope to get free PC parts.

3. OCUK staff are on the forum, as smart as I am I never even thought that OCUK staff would sign up to the forum.

And to the manager that put the order through, have a haribo ON me once the pallet arrives, and please send me the wrapper once you have eaten all the goods, so I can go ahead and wipe my tears with said wrapper.

OCUK I have another problem, my PC fan on the side does not work anymore, could you possibly replace it with a wind turbine?
 
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