Bet your chuffed to bits with him
How's the missus? It's a big lump of dog to be knocking you over
Yeah I'm made up with him, he's done his job.
My mrs luckily landed over the kitchen table (insert innuendo about not being the first time here) and was fine. She felt more guilty that her instinct was to lock the door with the dog on the other side, she felt bad on him lol. Being a woman home alone with a child asleep upstairs, I told her she did exactly the right thing. As much as Hatton is our 'baby' and a part of the family, at the end of the day he's a dog and when it comes to a real life intruder, he's there to come between harm and my family and she used him exactly right. Let him buy her time to get to safety and lock the doors before hitting treble 9. Besides, he's big enough and ugly enough to look after himself lol.
Dog 1 smackhead 0
Thankfully he was there
