3 mountain dews and a lucozade please

I'd have slammed my Kleenex man-size, tub of Vaseline and my copy of Farmers Weekly on the side and stormed out. It's an outrage.

Lucozade is a god send when you're ill though.
 
I would have taken his kids away from him sent them to a small Kenyan village where the devil drink has not tainted knowing full well that this life purged of sin will see them grow up into upstanding citizens. As I sit on my moral high horse I do not realise I have dropped the soap in the prison shower and 'big Dave' is approaching...
 
As I sit on my moral high horse I do not realise I have dropped the soap in the prison shower and 'big Dave' is approaching...

No need for concern. Speaking from experience, Big Dave is a very considerate and gentle lover. ;)
 
What about any Phenylalanine? That stuff is present in most mammal's breast milk, but if you were to be allergic to it..
 
Was at sainsubrys yesterday at the kiosk for stamps.

Guy in front of me had his 3 kids. He got himself a packet of cigarettes and let his kids pick the drinks they wanted.

Two older twins (no more than year 1-2 at school) picked out mountain dews. The younger kid picked up lucozade.

I'm dead certain that the kids picked the drinks for themselves and have bought them in the past two.

Knowing parents they're highly. HIGHLY defensive. if you critique them they don't take it easy and will lash out at you. So I just let it slide.

What would you have done?

I'd have minded my own ****ing business, that's what I would have done. Besides, your little 'story' makes no sense as you only mention two Mountain Dews and yet in the title you quite clearly state three. So which is it, two, three or just a figment of your imagination that you thought would stir up some vitriol?
 
I would have offered the father an Njoy King E-Cigarette and told him about a thriving vaping community online :rolleyes:


Because friends don't let friends smoke........no but they put on peer pressure to get them started. What a **** advert!
 
I'm betting he was buying those cigarettes for his kids. I hope you called the police, OP.
 
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