False widow?

Guru · 18 Mar 2014 at 01:05

Is this a false widow spider?

Found it on my newly painted shed :/

Cheers,

G

The_Abyss · 18 Mar 2014 at 02:07

Why are you not killing this with fire?

arknor · 18 Mar 2014 at 03:03

My father kills them for a living, he stepped on her husband last night and made her a widow

Leeroy Jenkins · 18 Mar 2014 at 03:08

Think a false widow has a white hourglass symbol on it, couldn't make out on the video as wasn't the best quality.

Mr Badger · 18 Mar 2014 at 03:20

There's no way I'm clicking on that link. If we're lucky it will only be a Queen Wasp, but chances are it's the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka :eek:

dunker · 18 Mar 2014 at 03:22

why even risk it, boot it from orbit! arrghhh

Efour · 18 Mar 2014 at 04:56

ok.

well i didn't think id be able to fap to this one but i've surprised myself again.

Gogl · 18 Mar 2014 at 05:50

Efour said:
ok.

well i didn't think id be able to fap to this one but i've surprised myself again.

That comes, as no surprise to us.

Malt_Vinegar · 18 Mar 2014 at 06:34

As I say in all of these threads, why would it matter?

It's harmless anyway. Don't believe the hype. ..

Guru · 18 Mar 2014 at 06:53

Malt_Vinegar said:
As I say in all of these threads, why would it matter?

It's harmless anyway. Don't believe the hype. ..

I have 3 small children and no immune system so I can't be too careful :/

Cosimo · 18 Mar 2014 at 07:25

Did it die quickly?

Derek W · 18 Mar 2014 at 07:58

False widow on the right

Cyclone · 18 Mar 2014 at 08:08

Gogl · 18 Mar 2014 at 08:12

Guru said:
I have 3 small children and no immune system so I can't be too careful :/

There is only one way you can justify its killing, for sustenance. You know what you must do.

Malt_Vinegar · 18 Mar 2014 at 09:24

Guru said:
I have 3 small children and no immune system so I can't be too careful :/

Wow, that's a hell of a situation.

What do you do for protection from other biting/stinging insects?

Also, what about school, do they wear facemasks?

[FnG]magnolia · 18 Mar 2014 at 09:39

Efour said:
ok.

well i didn't think id be able to fap to this one but i've surprised myself again.

Guru · 18 Mar 2014 at 10:30

Malt_Vinegar said:
Wow, that's a hell of a situation.

1) What do you do for protection from other biting/stinging insects?

2) Also, what about school, do they wear facemasks?

1) Run and hide

2) No. I do.

arknor · 18 Mar 2014 at 12:43

Guru said:
I have 3 small children and no immune system so I can't be too careful :/

you have about as much chance of dying from a peanut, would you stay away from nuts for your whole life just in case you have an allergic reaction but never found out?

antijoke · 18 Mar 2014 at 12:47

I'm more scared of the Vertical Video Syndrome.

ZXSpectrum · 18 Mar 2014 at 13:52

I saw a false window the other day... I dunno why it was there just painted on a wall!