Do you get this absolutely dreadful "joke"?

Destination · 29 Mar 2014 at 05:58

billysielu said:
advertising to men in a women's clothes shop is fail

advertise to women

Precisely.
Encourging men in the door, but stating your female customers are basically whores is a terrible approach to advertising.

chaparral · 29 Mar 2014 at 06:25

wesimmo said:
"Fellas, imagine how much longer you'd spend downstairs if your missus brought you a PS4 home...

If she brings me a PS4 home I buy her one them lady accessories to keep her busy so I can play the PS4 in peace...

iamdjdz · 29 Mar 2014 at 07:29

Mulberry bags = fellatio: buy them.

Doomedspeed · 29 Mar 2014 at 07:35

iamdjdz said:
Mulberry bags = fellatio: buy them.

To the point.

Derek W · 29 Mar 2014 at 08:02

Mulberry bags - me love you long time 2500 dolla sucky sucky

Wait, go to Thailand it'll be cheaper

Edit

Mullberry bags - see what lengths she'll go to to thank you for one

NVP · 29 Mar 2014 at 08:08

A bag for wife.

DJMK4 · 29 Mar 2014 at 08:09

You might aswel save a few words and say

Buy this bag, your lady *might have sex with you

*we as a business can't gaurentee statement

Derek W · 29 Mar 2014 at 08:18

Mullberry bags - seriously its just a ******* bag!

Minstadave · 29 Mar 2014 at 08:18

Buy a high end bag for your high end bag?

Columbo · 29 Mar 2014 at 08:25

I bought a high end bag last week.

Her name was Kylie and the cost was £250 for 2 hours......got laid too.

Zefan · 29 Mar 2014 at 08:28

I'm not sure how you ever though this would be a good idea. It is almost unbelievably crass.

Derek W · 29 Mar 2014 at 08:30

Men - If you know why your missus would want a mullberry bag then you need to sort your life out.

Cosimo · 29 Mar 2014 at 08:35

bitslice said:
Why would a bloke stop to look at a bag shop?

Nice Window dresser.

badbiddy · 29 Mar 2014 at 08:40

It's funny on a website full of nerds but I think it's a bit too crass for IRL.

I wouldn't go for it.

godinman · 29 Mar 2014 at 08:50

NVP said:
A bag for wife.

This is the best suggestion so far.

arknor · 29 Mar 2014 at 09:00

Mulberry bags - when your other half realises high class escorts would have been cheaper than marriage.

someone I know spent 175 on a purse a few days ago...

I was like WTF? it's just a purse who's really going to ever see it.

Derek W · 29 Mar 2014 at 09:17

No need to add a joke in the window to attract customers just print this off at a large scale

MikeTheNative · 29 Mar 2014 at 09:24

I would slap you if I could.

LordSplodge · 29 Mar 2014 at 09:24

Buy this bag and you might get sex? How is that a joke? How is that suitable for a, so called, high end boutique?

Derek W · 29 Mar 2014 at 09:28

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