poll please. : sitter or stander

badcompany · 4 Apr 2014 at 12:13

Recent conversation at work had resulted in 50/50 split.

After having a number 2 do you stand and wipe or sit and wipe?

Thank you

Stelly · 4 Apr 2014 at 12:13

Pancake?

Stelly

cheesyboy · 4 Apr 2014 at 12:15

Stand

Had a housemate at Uni who had never considered standing - it was a revelation to him, thanks to our frosted glass bathroom door, to witness a "stander". Changed his life.

xbenjiiman · 4 Apr 2014 at 12:16

Squat.

tom_e · 4 Apr 2014 at 12:17

Hand stand over to the sink and just drop in for a rinse.

Jeps · 4 Apr 2014 at 12:17

Scrunch or fold? That's the real question

OhEsEcks · 4 Apr 2014 at 12:18

Drag my bum across the floor and eyeball my dog.

badcompany · 4 Apr 2014 at 12:18

oh I stand forgot to say.

Theophany · 4 Apr 2014 at 12:18

badcompany said:
After having a number 2 do you stand and while our sit and wipe?

Bro, do you even grammar?

But in answer to your question: yes, I stand whilst taking a dump. It's liberating. Though my dry cleaning bills are nearly as bad as my bar tabs.

twist3d0n3 · 4 Apr 2014 at 12:19

who the hell sits down to wipe their arse?!

[FnG]magnolia · 4 Apr 2014 at 12:19

These always get closed but standers are perverts.

Devrij · 4 Apr 2014 at 12:19

Jeps said:
Scrunch or fold? That's the real question

Obviously fold, no question there.

And sit. Lean over on one cheek and git er dun. What if you stand up and there's a dangler which then gets flattened across your cheeks? You standers and scrunchers baffle me.

Theophany · 4 Apr 2014 at 12:20

This Friday we're going deep into the spectrum, it seems.

Devrij · 4 Apr 2014 at 12:21

Theophany said:
This Friday we're going deep into the rectum, it seems.

fixed

twist3d0n3 · 4 Apr 2014 at 12:21

Devrij said:
Obviously fold, no question there.

And sit. Lean over on one cheek and git er dun. What if you stand up and there's a dangler which then gets flattened across your cheeks? You standers and scrunchers baffle me.

if you can't detect a dangler then you should see a doctor

HeX · 4 Apr 2014 at 12:21

Standers are weird. You can't get anywhere near enough cheek separation to avoid clagg-ons if you are standing.

Sitter4lyfe

twist3d0n3 · 4 Apr 2014 at 12:22

HeX said:
Standers are weird. You can't get anywhere near enough cheek separation to avoid clagg-ons if you are standing.

Sitter4lyfe

maybe your arse is too big?

Zethor · 4 Apr 2014 at 12:24

Stander - the flexibility it grants is unparalleled.

Sho · 4 Apr 2014 at 12:24

Jono8 · 4 Apr 2014 at 12:25

I like to mix it up.