Urinating Standing Up

I had this conversation with my lad who was 6 at the time his excuse was he tried to stand up but while playing on his 3ds it went all over the seat stupidly i asked could you not just pause it
 
Only two circumstances require sitting;
1. As part of faecal included enterprise.
2. Middle of night excursions. *Last thing I need is bright lights and landing strips.
 
I squart when I use the loo for number 2.

I was brought up this way, unless there's a hole in the ground for me to squart over, I won't go. It's a cultural thing.
 
I tend do a bit of both ......

When I'm at home, I always sit down - more comfortable, no raising or lowering of the toilet seat, no splashing

When I'm out - I man up
 
I was in a night club many years ago, walked into the gents and there was a chap standing at the urinal taking a whiz and holding a full pint of beer by the rim in his left hand, I thought this was quite inpressive, untill I noticed with his right hand he was sending a text message on his phone. skills.
 
Building Candy said:
I was in a night club many years ago, walked into the gents and there was a chap standing at the urinal taking a whiz and holding a full pint of beer by the rim in his left hand, I thought this was quite inpressive, untill I noticed with his right hand he was sending a text message on his phone. skills.
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Straight up alpha, right there.
 
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Sometimes it's better to sit down.
 
bartledvd said:
I had this conversation with my lad who was 6 at the time his excuse was he tried to stand up but while playing on his 3ds it went all over the seat stupidly i asked could you not just pause it
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Pause it? Once you're flowing it's impossible to stop!
 
The Geezer said:
I tend do a bit of both ......

When I'm at home, I always sit down - more comfortable, no raising or lowering of the toilet seat, no splashing

When I'm out - I man up
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This.

Although, when I've had a few drinks at home I go into standing mode even before leaving for the pub. Beer must trigger some sort of 'man up' attitude.
 
Mr Jones said:
I squart when I use the loo for number 2.

I was brought up this way, unless there's a hole in the ground for me to squart over, I won't go. It's a cultural thing.
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It's better for your bowels too... much less likely to end up with Farmer Giles!
 
What's with all this "you're a man" tosh? :rolleyes: Shall we beat our girlfriends too, because we're manly? ;)

Nothing wrong with sitting down to pee. Less chance of making a mess then. :)
 
Sitting down is so inefficient in almost everyway. Space utilisation for equipment, time spend reliving and ultimately the throughput of the whole system.
 
bartledvd said:
I had this conversation with my lad who was 6 at the time his excuse was he tried to stand up but while playing on his 3ds it went all over the seat stupidly i asked could you not just pause it
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Going for a slash with the seat down .... *shakes head*.
 
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